Recently, Aevann set up Google Webmaster Tools to explore some weird things going on with our search traffic. As a side effect, we get anonymized statistics on what search queries lead people to our little corner of the Internet.
Most of these are mundane: the top six queries by number of clicks are "rdrama", "rdrama.net", "r drama", "r/drama", "rdramanet", and "drama net". Some of you are very lazy typists, but this is normal for a site like this.
What is also normal for a site like this is to get a couple visitors from search queries no sane person would ever type. Today, we will delve into some of the deranged, troubling, and amusing things which brought people here on May 7th, 2022.
kyle rittenhouse rule 34 β you will be glad to know we rank #1 for this.
joe biden c*m jar β ???
fatty tumor removal lincoln ne β ????
31 sylvia rd, conway, ar β ?????
butter goblin poland β ??????
biblically accurate swedish fish β ???????
can you make a male babysitter pay child support yahoo answers β uh.
is brett cooper ben shapiro's sister β well, is he?
scrote tears mug β we get a shocking amount of traffic from this. merch store when?
alex jones vtuber β this needs to be a thing.
tariq nasheed bussy β amen.
chud porn and chud enby β there's a fetish for everything.
big george porn β 
kermit shows his cucumber β this is why the taliban won.
capybara eating ice pop β finally something wholesome.
is loveforlandlords satire β 11 people had to ask (in one day!) 
In lieu of commentary on the myriad coomer searches we rank disturbingly high for, here's a short list: loli pee hentai, furry c*m bong, catgirl lesbian porn, small peepee femboy porn, femboy feet, femboy butt photos, femboy furrys, loli femboy porn, cara cunningham porn, gabby petito tits, gabby petito pierced nipples, michelle phan bdsm, isabella janke tits.
Most Famous Users, in order: carpathianflorist, Aevann, @Chapose, trappysaruh (
@tappy ), Soren.
Award for Marketing Outreach Excellence: "this machine kills femboys", rank #1, most clicks of any query aside from variants of "rdrama". Congratulations to @CBT for being our best source of organic search traffic and bringing 12 people here in one day.
And, finally: bardfinn β showed up 14 times, rank #7, but no one clicked through. I'm disappointed in us: these are rookie numbers; we gotta pump these numbers up.
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i think its referring to this post lol
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I can't be bothered to go get it on mobile but "biblically accurate swedish fish" was also a thread title.
I don't know why anyone google searched it after though
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yeah this one https://rdrama.net/h/dankchristianmemes/post/64449/biblically-accurate-swedish-fish
probably because they thought it was funny
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I'll be darned. biblically accurate swedish fish was actually a thread. Agreed the search is still ???
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I mean it's pretty easy to put two and two together and realize it's somebody trying to find the post. I never realized I had such big hands before.
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Whew, makes a little more sense. At least better than being spontaneous.
Other ones with obvious posts were "pokenut november" and "roblox child porn". However, I fear the latter might not have been looking for the fine investigative journ*lism of
@berzel β¦
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Think I found the bug on this one. Doubling down and insurance try to pull from DC even when you're using Marseybux. Will ping you when we get a fix live on it.
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I'm short on cash so if you could give me a little something something to gamble with for finding the bug...
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