I got my mom flowers for Mother's Day and she was like "Wow what incredible flowers these are way better than just some Safeway flowers where did you go?" and I was like "oh just a place I know" I totally went to Safeway lol
My mom is the best, I love her.
Happy Mother's Day!
...Safeway is a local supermarket chain, if that wasn't clear.
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Good thing you didn't eat the flowers. I guess they weren't covered in butter so you wouldn't want them.
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Wouldn't the flowers be sort of like a vegetable, isn't that what I should be eating more of?
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Just eat less of everything.
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That's how I lost 50 pounds!
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