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don't worry, she says "may". Watch the fats dangle on that word until it breaks

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Research suggests that people who aren't prone to stick metallic objects into electrical outlets may have a higher life expectancy.

:#marseyoutletsuicide:

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Imma debunk this, ill be right back!

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The real TIL is always in the comments!

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:#marseytears::#marseycrying:

Fact check: mostly true

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Research suggests that people who aren't prone to stick metallic objects into electrical outlets may have a higher life expectancy.

False. This is the precise method used by winners to achieve dramatic energy boosts.

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:#marseyplugged:

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You somehow managed to quit rdrama and come back faster than LLM.

Impresisve or sad?

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Who takes over Carp's account if Carp quits?

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JEB!

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imagine saying please clap instead of doing the classic pull out a pistol and shoot your brains out for being such a disgrace of a loser

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You don’t want to take over Carps account you have no idea how many posts he’s made that have pictures of Shrek’a peepee.

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I like the Shrek peepee hole tho

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3.5 billion years of evolution from single-celled organisms to modern day humans all conspired together to bring us to the moment where you got to type this sentence.

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Well have I got something for you friend!

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Yeah, like I said I like that hole.

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its anime shrek peepee not actual CGI 3ds files you can load into your VR headset

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Dibs

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Are you implying that the whole quitting thing wasn't part of an elaborate ruse to root out anti-carp sentiments?

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:#marseyschizowall:

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Are you one of those Bircher types?

The mods have your best interest at heart, citizen.

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you think i'll ever get my 200 dc back from the LLM lottery scam? or at least a badge that calls me an r-slur for giving him 200 dc?

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That's great and all, but correlation β‰  causation :marsoy2:

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Wow, I bet you’re fun at parties! :marseysoylentgrin:

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:#marseyhmm::#marseyhmmm:

What did they mean by this?

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It’s just fake news

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This content has not been reviewed by reddit moderator teams

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GUESS WHAT IM NEVER GOING TO DOWNLOAD

Your app. Good luck on that IPO lelkekkertonies

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5 of the 9 Supreme Court Justices clearly have dementia. What in the world have they been eating?

Brain addled and OBSESSED.

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Dementia patients are well known for writing 66-page legal decisions

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Wasnt this one 90+

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The decision is 66 pages and then there is a 30~ page appendix

Edit: the clerks definitely wrote the appendix

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”Healthy” is a word invented to support the patriarchy! Every size is beautiful! My life will improve after I’ve chopped off all my s*x organs and injected myself with a hormone cocktail! DOCTORS ARE RACIST REEEEEEEE!

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i don't think there's any science to back that claim up

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SoUrCE?!

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I'd make a joke about picking up a job as a journo making obvious statements but I've seen what those types get paid and no thank you.

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I for one am astounded by this groundbreaking research

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Ground breaking

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This revelation will truly disrupt the medical field.

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Hey carp can you lend me a few k dc?

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The Prophet dropped this info millennia ago :marseytaliban:

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:#marseyfuckoffcarp:

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MAY

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Thanks Sherlock

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