touch foxglove NOW 
It's day three of me literally just posting wholesome bible verses to /r/Christianity, and the """Christians""" are tired of this tomfoolery 
https://old.reddit.com/r/Christianity/comments/una3tv/before_i_formed_you_in_your_mothers_body_i_chose?sort=controversial
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alright, have a blessed day, peace ✌
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Posting verses people can actually read and understand to own the caths
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cathcucks will hear "Horae Dorum Patchum - Excelsious En Deo Gloria" and say darn that is so true
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prots will hear "hazemmamma asota kikle cobelle futalianui" and say he's got the holy spirit
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caths will see a priest waving his hand over some wine and say darn that's literally blood
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prots will do pagan snake dance rituals and claim to be chosen by God for not getting bitten
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caths when they forget to confess that one sin before they die
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Prots when my lord and savior showers them with truth, grace, and light
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Caths looking for the pointer finger of St. Jude (very holy)
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Mormons will dress in white robes and memorize handshakes for 2 hours while pretending to be a dead person
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I'm sold.
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You get be a G-d on your own planet after you die too
If I wasn't one of the Chosen People I would have probably gone Mormon
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We don’t do the handshake thing when doing baptisms for the dead. That’s only for the true blue Mormons.
was raised Mormon
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Yeh, baptisms are more lax, except when you're the one getting dunked as the dude gets his rhythm going and you barely have time to breathe. Endowments and Wash/Anoint are just plain awful.
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Once when I did baptisms we got yelled at
because the furry kid snuck his 3ds into the temple and was playing it on the bench.
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I just noticed that you dropped TBM
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lol for real I remember when I was a kid them getting all serious like NO, ITS REAL BLOOD
So wait you really think that guy made that horrid watered down grape juice into jesus blood? Hey quick question, are you fricking brain dead or just super-dy duper-dy stupid?
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Its weird because all theyd have to do to prove god exists is take a microscope into church lol
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yeah then maybe they can take the microscope and look for some evidence that he actually ever lived outside of being invented in the 3rd century by a bunch of land chads
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Everyone get your fedoras out we got a Jesus truther here
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sky daddy, magic man etc etc
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first ever landchad meeting to discuss ways to control rentoid menace
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Hey, chud, I’m not brain dead!
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A lot of Prots think it’s blood as well though.
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You just made the “Trinedine Liturgy List” so expect agents dispatched to your location shortly
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the priests will never take me alive, soli deo gloria b-word
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