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child calls out saggy naggies, Reddit responds

https://old.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/unxuha/your_boobs_are_wrong?sort=controversial

He boobs look just fine if you ask me. For a moment I though she was gonna land that frying pan on that obnoxious kids head, but she didn't. She clearly is the smarter one :)

I will protect you from your child, my queen :coomer:

As a woman with larger breasts that hang a little lower than typical, frick this kid.

Imagine getting btfo by some random kid. :marseylaugh:

Condoms are an amazing thing.

A condom won't fit over the child, I suggest a garbage bag

Yes, kill the child :marseyface:

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Amazing thread, full of redditors posting their Ls about how they got dunked on by literal children. :!marseyclapping:

My favorite selection from the thread, and a near overdose on copium :marseycope:

Kids remind me that words literally mean nothing, they just represent a thought. Ugly doesn't mean unattractive, it means something new/different/abstract to the kid and they're attempting to label it. Or make a scene. Or make their parents laugh.

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That basically explains the motivation behind postmodernists who are hellbent on destroying words and their meaning (aside from making grooming easier :marseysmug2:)β€”fat, ugly, degenerate, disgusting people trying to feel better about themselves.

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Lmao the kid knew exactly what the word "ugly" meant :marseylaugh:

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Kids remind me that words literally mean nothing, they just represent a thought. Ugly doesn't mean unattractive, it means something new/different/abstract to the kid and they're attempting to label it. Or make a scene. Or make their parents laugh.

That's why every time a kid says something really abrasive to me about my weight or my face, after a few moments of thought, I try to always make it a teaching moment and say, "If you ever want to see your parents or anybody you love ever again, you'll take it back."

Just making a reddit joke, how dare you make me think redditors are sadder than they actually are

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