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plsnodoxerino an/kha she really *is* dancing! :pleading:  1yr ago (reddit.com) 1235 thread views #67342

child calls out saggy naggies, Reddit responds

https://old.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/unxuha/your_boobs_are_wrong?sort=controversial

He boobs look just fine if you ask me. For a moment I though she was gonna land that frying pan on that obnoxious kids head, but she didn't. She clearly is the smarter one :)

I will protect you from your child, my queen :coomer:

As a woman with larger breasts that hang a little lower than typical, frick this kid.

Imagine getting btfo by some random kid. :marseylaugh:

Condoms are an amazing thing.

A condom won't fit over the child, I suggest a garbage bag

Yes, kill the child :marseyface:

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Reminds me of the time a child pointed at me directly and said “Ugly!”

:#marseyl:

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Kids remind me that words literally mean nothing, they just represent a thought. Ugly doesn't mean unattractive, it means something new/different/abstract to the kid and they're attempting to label it. Or make a scene. Or make their parents laugh.

holy mother of cope "Your not ugly your just special"

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Lmao what the frick yeah that kid is sitting there thinking about abstract concepts and shit and not "darn this b-word is gross AF"

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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Ayyy

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I refuse to correct my son for speaking the truth.

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there's only a 5% chance it would penetrate the autism force field anyway

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Kids are absolutely based when they lack filter lol

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Champions of misgendering. That's why you have to indoctrinate them early.

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@whyareyou was gonna wade into comments but @whyareyou laughed at the top one and just bailed. Nothing can be as good as that for unintentional comedy trans lives matter

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Amazing thread, full of redditors posting their Ls about how they got dunked on by literal children. :!marseyclapping:

My favorite selection from the thread, and a near overdose on copium :marseycope:

Kids remind me that words literally mean nothing, they just represent a thought. Ugly doesn't mean unattractive, it means something new/different/abstract to the kid and they're attempting to label it. Or make a scene. Or make their parents laugh.

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Lmao the kid knew exactly what the word "ugly" meant :marseylaugh:

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Ugly Truth: Children Less Likely to Trust Unattractive People

Uggos take another L

:#marseyl:

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That basically explains the motivation behind postmodernists who are hellbent on destroying words and their meaning (aside from making grooming easier :marseysmug2:)—fat, ugly, degenerate, disgusting people trying to feel better about themselves.

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Kids remind me that words literally mean nothing, they just represent a thought. Ugly doesn't mean unattractive, it means something new/different/abstract to the kid and they're attempting to label it. Or make a scene. Or make their parents laugh.

That's why every time a kid says something really abrasive to me about my weight or my face, after a few moments of thought, I try to always make it a teaching moment and say, "If you ever want to see your parents or anybody you love ever again, you'll take it back."

Just making a reddit joke, how dare you make me think redditors are sadder than they actually are

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Did anybody else thing that she was about to whack the kid on the head with the frying pan?

[–]20inchMetaLDildo 1309 points 6 hours ago

Bonk

[–]Bburke89[🍰] 542 points 5 hours ago*

That looks like a cast iron pan…more like WHACK or THUD if you ask me.

Trying to correct an onomatopoeia is the most reddit thing

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MUH CAST IRON PANS

:#soyjackwow::#soyjak::#soyjakfront::#soyjakyell:

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Hey guys, isn’t it cool that I cooked a steak in a CAST IRON and I used BUTTER and ROSEMARY and GARLIC like all the guys on YouTube said to. FAT equals FLAVOR, and you can’t have too much BUTTER or BACON

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IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKK

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I hate you. I loathe you. :marseyraging::marseyraging:

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:#@the_littlest_hobopat:

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A kid called me mister once, on that day I knew I had become a :boomer:

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some kids asked me if i sold drugs once, on that day I knew I had always been a :chadblack:

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they only call me that when they want me to buy them fireworks

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She clearly is the smarter one :)

Imagine being so dumb and untalented that you're reduced to comparing your intelligence to a child's. Top 10 most pathetic subs.

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He boobs look just fine if you ask me.

she's already DM'd him nudes and they are planning a meet up for s*x.

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Reminds me of the time a child pointed at me directly and said “Ugly!”

This kid's going places

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future ceo

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Why is the Dad laughing? These parents need to teach the daughter respect. :marseyeyeroll:

Incel detected :marseyelliotrodger:

That is literally the weakest Reddit comment of all time. :marseysnoo:

Hey maybe one way to escaping depression is to stop being a racist and a c*nt on the internet. :marseykkk:

Shut your piss hole, you agitated c*nt. :marseyraging:

Alright, it’s your life :marseysigh:

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:#marseysylveon:

Snapshots:

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It’s incredibly pathetic how enraged fully-adult foids get at someone giving them a non-compliment. If you’re 30+ and you can’t already have an idea of how appealing you are to partners (and can stop seeming validation) then you’re just subtly patterning to young girls that none of the “body positivity” stuff is anything but aspirational (and something you should “pretend” is true).

Like, all the adult men in there that say they like her bigger boobs and find them appealing… yes because you have sexual interest in women and generally like tits; all you need to do is “oh oops that hurts a little” (since he shouldn’t “grab”) and then if he calls them floppy or whatever just smile and say something like “oh, I like them this way,” and be done with it

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When I was 4 -5 and walking outside, I saw a very fat lady running, and I yelled "HAHA look at that fat lady run!!!". She immediately stopped running.

I am always finding a way to reference family guy :marseyfamily:

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It's a good show! :marseyfamily:

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This feels like an excellent moment to explain to the child how the portrayal of women’s bodies in the media creates unrealistic expectations and can ultimately lead to negative body image for many women.

I feel like there’s going to be a huge uptick in missing child cases when Redditor’s children grow old enough to run away from home

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wtf is she saying in the end?

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"Well you know who ruined that for me?"

"Who?"

"You."

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har du gröt i öronen?

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måske måske ikke

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Reminds me of the time a child pointed at me directly and said “Ugly!”

--/u/BaldBeardedDude

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The bigger they are the harder they fall

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They seem like a nice family

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