Enjoy the great outdoors? Sorry sweetie that's a fatphobic dogwhistle (50k likes)

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I have nothing to say but "lol"

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That's cool. 9/10 women are terrible companion on any hiking/camping/biking outing. Carry too much useless shit, can't comprehend the idea of just walking/sitting in quiet, complain about any and all tiny inconveniences.

So it's like normal, only outside.

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Virtually every time I have been hiking with a woman it's been unsatisfying. They want to play music instead of listening to the dirt crunch beneath their heals, take pictures instead of drinking in the view, and bring "supplies."

It's a tossup on whether I bring a water bottle but they have a backpack somehow full of random shit.

Also a note, music is okay when running but not "hiking."

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I went on a 14 mile hike and someone brought their girlfriend once and halfway through she pulled a fricking portable speaker out of her bag and tried to play music.

Their brains are literally broken

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she pulled a fricking portable speaker out of her bag and tried to play music

Bluetooth speakers and their consequences. Convincing myself solo traveling is my thing was the best thing I did in last decade, it's oh so quiet.

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Shove that b-word down a cliff, hiking is for relaxing and enjoying serenity.

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I purposely avoid anywhere that might be a "portable speaker person" area

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Would’ve had a stumble off a cliff if anyone did that on our trips

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Arranged a hike once with a girl who I totally wasn't interested in because she was ugly but she was super really into the outdoors totally and said she loved mountain biking and hiking and my usual buddy for those sorts of things had fricked off to the city.

So yeah I thought that'd be OK. The dumbass turns up in fricking flip flops. We did the basic tourist gravel route and went home. She was knackered.

Fricking foids man.

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