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of reddit aghast at the suggestion of no cake on their birthgays! 
Correction: Your cake is disgusting.
So like.. you’ve never made a cake just to have it around? Never ordered dessert at a restaurant and it’s cake? Parents never made cake for a dessert after dinner? The only time you’ve EVER had cake was at functions? You’ve legitimately never enjoyed any slice of cake you’ve ever had? All the times you had cake prior to your husband you were miserable and hated every moment of it? Because in one sentence you say “with exceedingly rare exception it just doesn’t taste good” which indicates you’ve had good cake. But the next line it’s “doesn’t matter what form, it’s all disgusting.” Soooo it seems like you do like cake, just not all cake.. and your opinion is clouded by your husbands opinion.
I don't know where you live, but most cakes I know are delicious AF. We've got marzipan cake, chocolate cake, marbled cake, probably a few dozen variants of fruit cakes, cheese cake, a few types of poppy seed cakes, cakes with pudding etc. There are hundreds of different cakes, maybe even thousands. Unless you detest sweet things in general, there's a cake for you.
Do you have any idea how completely stupid you make yourself sound.
Now let's run through this again. You ate cake your entire life until someone told you they don't like . So no you don't like it. If that same person worshipped the ground that cake sits on you would love cake. Lay off the cake for sure and grow yourself a brain.
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I also do not like cake, this is what my foid makes me every year.
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Lovely guesture but as a belgian beer snob it is my duty to remind you that american beer and heiniken is just slightly more alcoholic than tapwater.
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American beer is great if you don’t use your free time sniffing your own butthole
It’s weak, yes, but they’re light lagers, they’re supposed to be. They’re also cheap, tasty, and you can drink 10+ in a single sitting and still drive home. As someone who fell into the expensive hipster beer trap and recovered, I will defend Budweiser until the day that I die.
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If it's under 5% alcohol it litterally isn't sold anywhere kek. I can see the appeal of a fresh beer that you can keep drinking without going overboard, but a regular pils only contains 5% and when served in a cool glass straight from the keg, nothing can really top it.
Downside to euro beer is that we can't play american drinking games without going to the ER lol
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I have 1000+ different beers tried on untappd and the vast majority of american beer is not under 5%. 5-7% is most common. With 8-12% becoming more popular.
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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People who use Untappd are not representative of the average burger beer drinker.
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Tbf the average american lager drinker has switched to michelob or white claw. I even see ruralcels drinking those now.
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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Unpopular opinion: drinking games are r-slurred
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This is true I actually fricked up hard playing beer pong yesterday.
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What's your favorite vape flavor soyboy?
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The one that gives you horrible lung cancer & nicotine addiction.... wait that's all of them
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I have always been impressed of burgers claiming to be lightweights because theyve rolled under the table after four beers. Because losing basic stature over four pints of central euro beer is nothing to be shy of.
Then i tasted budweiser and realized these soft c*nts really get smashed on soda cans.
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You're supposed to get fat off them, not drunk.
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You guys do have such fricking dope beers though.
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Beautiful.
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so many good beers and you choose to drink these.
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I did the same for a bunch of friends’ 21st but I did it with craft beer and coated the entire thing in a roll on duct tape to make it annoying as frick to get to the beer.
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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