You walk in the bathroom at a restaurant and you see someone in the stall but theyβre not making any noise 9/10 they waiting for you to leave so they can go back to pooping, I like to frick with them and take my time, make em hold it then pretend your leaving but then pop right back in like you forgot your keys or something so they gotta stop mid turd.
Alpha males like me shit with the stall door open.
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Public restrooms are strictly for urination, men's rooms would be urinals only but for ftm kings. If you can't go two hours without preferring holding it in to rubbing your butt on a filthy, used-by-fat-people public potty you're a weak-boweled loser who probably talks about his IBS in public.
No anxiety involved, you can smoke and do shots in my bathroom while I shit in front of you, but I'll never use the same bathroom as the fricking cattle.
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That's why you get on top of the potty and squat you fricking r-slur
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Found the rubber sole-cel.
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I don't know what that means
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I know you don't, cattle.
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Keep yourself safe, westoid
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that's femoid shit, we don't do that and therefore our bathrooms don't look like warzones
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it just means you're dumb
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Your supposed to shit in the urinals chud
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I will never poop somewhere that doesn't have a bidet again. The wiping scars have finally healed
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