You walk in the bathroom at a restaurant and you see someone in the stall but theyβre not making any noise 9/10 they waiting for you to leave so they can go back to pooping, I like to frick with them and take my time, make em hold it then pretend your leaving but then pop right back in like you forgot your keys or something so they gotta stop mid turd.
Alpha males like me shit with the stall door open.
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I definitely think less of a person if I find out they have bathroom anxiety. Incredibly inefficient and weak-willed.
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some of us grew up in a first world country like the US, ok? we didn't all get the PRIVILEGE of pooping in the corner of the room and covering it up like a cat.
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I can't help it, my Marsey gave me toxoplasmosis a long time ago
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How very European of you
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I am actually explicitly pro American foot-wide stall door gap over the Euro luxury shitclosets. They get too comfortable in their little rooms, which makes me have to wait longer. I also like having the ability to stare someone down if they're taking too long, and the clinical environment makes a bathroom more business-minded imo.
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