Stop with the fricking " I bet you'll never guess what's under my dress.."
It's tits. It's always fricking tits.
This is no mystery to anyone, and human anatomy has been the same for over 100k years. Seriously, shut the frick up. You all do this. Do you really think your tits and butthole are so special that they're going to shift our collective consciousness or something?
"I bet the guys at the gym wonder what's under my yoga pants."
I bet they already know, and if they fricking don't, maybe you shouldn't be at a kid gym for 4 year olds.
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