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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokรฉmon breeding, Carporeon is the most compatible Pokรฉmon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Carporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human peepees, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Caroreon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have s*x with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokรฉmon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Carporeon turn white.
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If I had the power to grass every single fricker that posted that copypasta, for free (none of you strags are worth spending a single dramacoin on), I would.
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It's supposed to be George Constanza's face from the baseball bat picture but it really does look like something else, doesn't it?
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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokรฉmon breeding,
@Sylveon is the most compatible Pokรฉmon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, 
@Sylveon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human peepees, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused 
@Sylveon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have s*x with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokรฉmon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your 
@Sylveon turn white.
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I still had a ban award I got for free though.
And I was expecting you to at least have a deflector up.
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