Announcing the first ever rdrama.net Bussy Busting contest

The rules are simple:

• Reply to comments on reddit using as few characters as you can, no naughty no-no words but swearing is fine
• Get replies from busted bussies - you must cause a small amount of seethe for it to count
• The person who gets the highest wordswordswords in reply to their comment vs characters in their comments wins
• If you get multiple replies you're only allowed to use the one with the highest word count
• ** Post your entry in response to my comment saying 'Entries go here' with a context link and screenshot** but please edit your comment with your highest Bussy Busting score if you do more than one entry

So for example, if you reply to some random comment with "wrong" and the bussy you bust replies to you with "This is stupid, you're contributing nothing to this discussion and you won't even tell me why I'm wrong." That's 5 characters in for 18 wordswordswords out: a Bussy Busting score of 3.6.

Using an account with an inflammatory username and just blankposting is not allowed, usernames should be neutral or at least not obviously trolly. Don't just reply to yourself with an alt otherwise you will be cyberbullied for cheating in an online contest with nothing at stake. Only direct replies to your comment count, but if you think you can milk more from a lolcow with another reply to their reply that's fine (or perhaps butter them up before delivering your bussy bust attempt - there's potential for strategy here).

Prizes

There are none, but maybe the badmins will be nice and make badges or username effects or some shit for the winner (or top 3 if there's a big uptake). If you're interested in this go bother them for some prizes. I'll edit this if it changes.

Deadline

Entries close one week (168 hours) exactly from this post. Winners will be announced shortly after.

And of course a thank you to @cumlord for inspiring the creation of this contest here https://rdrama.net/post/7256/if-you-find-a-pseudointellectual-redditor