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Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. 
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What exactly happened? He unfollowed me today
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He unfollowed everyone. Another mod changed his flair and it removed his golden marsey. I really don't know what a golden marsey symbolizes, but I'm told it takes a lot of work to get and he got it without mod abuse.
I'm sure there is more to it and maybe he's having a bad week/day and that just kinda hit him wrong and he's upset. fr though, the guy was a huge factor in this place's success and it's a huge loss.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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He literally just reset his flair over and over again for six hours straight to get it
It represents six hours of him not having anything better to do
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It just proves he's more neurodivergent than a codercel.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Isn't he a codecel?
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Oh, that explains why fricks up the site every time he touches code.
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You realize itβs an engagement tactic? Literally his role here.
βCarp left!!ββ leads to tons more posts and comments than usual.
βCarp returnsβ will be tons more posts and comments as well.
Maybe you guys are all in on it too, I canβt even tell anymore.
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Every couple months.
Somehow, even in his absence, the front page is still back-to-back fish posts.
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Weeks*
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This is more r-slurred than 90% of the "i am mtf and totally not like a dude"-reddit post we normally make fun of.
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ye he seemed sincere when he asked me π I didnβt want to but imma respect his wishes
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lmaooo schizocel u truly r a treasure
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Wait he's not joking then?
Can't just be a golden Marsey and I'm sure Aevann could restore it anyway.
I'm at a loss for words.
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Ya this is true, hopefully he comes back
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Idio3 changed Carpβs flair, mopping up his golden marsey and Carp is not happy about it.
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Thatβs some bs I definitely support carp here, idios sexy Indian dude butt can gtfo
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Hello
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I'm just amazed at my newfound ancestry. Still processing it...
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I've officially entered my sadboi phase
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nvm I just saw a video of an autotuned dog lmao
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Thereβs probably more to it on mop-cord but august made a post about changing straggots flairs, then carp made a straggot post in the comments saying no one better change his flair. Idio then changed carps flair which started all this, but Idio then commented saying he forgot about the golden marsey and just did it as a joke but felt bad when he realized.
I think carp even had months worth of deflector awards to preserve said marsey lol.
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There honestly isn't anything more to it. That's it. The only thing to add is that snakes offered to code the golden Marsey back into his flair, but there's some weird point of honor and genuineness that my mind is too puny to understand involved...
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Eh, honest mistake on your part.
Carp will cool off and be back soon. Maybe you should roll for an hour to get a golden
and let him change your flair lol.
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I'm too neurotypical for that...
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Well you better take some stimmies and get to work if you want the fishβs blessing again.
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Idio def knew what he was doing.
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Holy shit what an autist
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wouldn't have happened if he were the member of the communist party of rdramaβ’οΈ and had dramatard union's backing
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