people over the age of 35 (and that’s pushing it) attending music festivals don’t realise they’re ruining the vibe and weirding everyone out. you might think you’re living your best life but you’re actually living your most embarrassing life. try a real ale festival instead.

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You could make a boomer rave with all the DJs over 35 lmao. Kaskade, Tiesto, the entirety of Swedish House Mafia, Armin Van Buuren, Justice, DJ Snake, Diplo, a ton of other Euros. Even Skrillex is almost 35. That would be fricking sick. Zoomers can take Steve Aoki and Calvin Harris though

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Most dj are 35+, I would bang dj soda

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Carl Cox is 60 lol

Giorgio Moroder is over 80 and had one of the best sets I’ve seen

The Kraftwerk guy who is still alive is in his 70s

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I saw Carl Cox last year, that dude frickin rocks

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I saw him at Light Vegas in 2013 and he fricking rocked. Guy knows how to work a crowd.

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I'd go see tiesto. I dont even care that he's more basic than a starbucks matcha latte

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Skrillex has looked 35 the past 20 years, I think the geriatrics can claim him.

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I'll accept Steve Aoki if he can use his power -as the Prince of Benihana- to get me some free teriyaki.

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