https://twitter.com/dannyschof81/status/1532761517493477376
people over the age of 35 (and that’s pushing it) attending music festivals don’t realise they’re ruining the vibe and weirding everyone out. you might think you’re living your best life but you’re actually living your most embarrassing life. try a real ale festival instead.
— Daniel Schofield (@dannyschof81) June 3, 2022
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I'll be here with my walker and lawn chair
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Yeah lmao, how many people under 35 do people think are going to see KISS, NIN, and Ministry?
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Usually it's a pretty diverse line up with newer groups and a few gen x ones thrown in to cap each nite but this one they went pretty hard on the gen x ones.
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Because the last really popular rock group was what, My Chemical Romance? Rock doesn’t bring young audiences anymore, the people paying $400 to go to a concert don’t want to see Imagine Dragons or whatever.
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I'd pay to see nickelback
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Nickelback's still a 90s band tho
I'm in my 20s and I'm probably gonna go to that festival, but I've seen enough concerts from that era to know that these bands are all geezers and I'm usually one of the youngest people there.
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NIN, Alice in Chains, RHCP, Slipknot, and arguably Incubus are all quintessentially millenial. GenXers were all pearlclutching about them in the 90s...
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Nah I'm in gen x and then some and we were listening to nin in HS. There's plenty of the younger gen x who loved them and the others you listed. Now the xoomers 5 years older than me like intervention hated em you're right about that.
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wtf, gen xers having an OPINION? Unthinkable today. The whatever I guess generation. At least boomers have a spine, if the r-slurredmost possible.
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Never even heard of any of this shit tbh
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Unnnnm i saw ministry open for a much better band: Meshuggah.
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I saw Ministry touring with the Melvins a few months ago, great show
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lmao who is this lineup for if not people over 35
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Anyone who has seen any of these bands in the last 10 years knows that their core audience is now geriatric.
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Why is jerry cantrell separate from aic
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He does some solo stuff too
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What year is this festival?lol
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It's in September.
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Mike's Dead
If I Die First
Theory of a Dead Man
Ded
The Dead Deads
Ok you're just fricking with me now
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At 20 I couldn’t only afford packed standing room only; now I sit down even when I’m not tired just to feel indulgent, like some modern-day Caligula; that’s the best part of being in the older ppls section.
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Holy shit NIN and alice in chains
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https://twitter.com/StevenM61475297/status/1533087077721640960
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Virgin festival assimilator vs Chad festival conqueror
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The argie seethe this bong is creating is pretty good.
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Which one looks most Aryan to you????? yea, didn't think so ho mo
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Why are you showing the improvement (Aussies) over the original?
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Black_Buck
Black Buck: Broken
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You lost, bitches. Sucks to suck
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zoz
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zle
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zozzle
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Holy shit
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Boomer socialists are often very based
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Find me a person younger than 35 in a music festival featuring Robert Plant and Paul McCartney ( except staff)
Or frick off baldie
#Tiestoshagsyourmum
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This b-word is 37!?! Good God, mayos age terribly.
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She's African according to her Twitter profile.
Still aged like a mayo though
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I think she's a mix
Must be the bong genes
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Berber age like shit. You won’t find a good looking 25+ year old Moroccan (I live in Netherland)
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they are so white passing that they even age like mayos
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Probably daily drinking and smoking, that's rough for 37.
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No its not lol 37 is old and by then most are fat and ugly, shes normal looking
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And all the replies are foids "yaass-kween stan"-ning her
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https://imgur.com/a/130UOfm
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Volcel if you wouldn't
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That is a 10/10 in bongland
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You could make a boomer rave with all the DJs over 35 lmao. Kaskade, Tiesto, the entirety of Swedish House Mafia, Armin Van Buuren, Justice, DJ Snake, Diplo, a ton of other Euros. Even Skrillex is almost 35. That would be fricking sick. Zoomers can take Steve Aoki and Calvin Harris though
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Most dj are 35+, I would bang dj soda
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Carl Cox is 60 lol
Giorgio Moroder is over 80 and had one of the best sets I’ve seen
The Kraftwerk guy who is still alive is in his 70s
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I saw Carl Cox last year, that dude frickin rocks
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I saw him at Light Vegas in 2013 and he fricking rocked. Guy knows how to work a crowd.
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I'd go see tiesto. I dont even care that he's more basic than a starbucks matcha latte
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Skrillex has looked 35 the past 20 years, I think the geriatrics can claim him.
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I'll accept Steve Aoki if he can use his power -as the Prince of Benihana- to get me some free teriyaki.
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Honestly why do old people even exist
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Living to see age 50 is undignified, satanic and gay
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bring back hurling day
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There are a lot of festivals in Hungary during the summer. (Plenty cater to w*stoids too). It's always funny to see 45 yo divorced dads trying to pick up drunk high school girls at all of them.
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What’s their succes rate?
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No idea, from what I've seen it's 0, but I'm sure there are girls who were abandoned by their fathers and fall for it?
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Who are you asking for?
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Curiosity
Are you implying that I’m a straggot or into gussy? That is quite rude of you
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If they didn’t want people over 35 attending music festivals they wouldn’t be shilling for bud light with lime
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Or charging $400 for a pass
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Does anyone have a Marsey flag to show off (their autism) in a field?
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ngl ale festivals are dope
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depends on the festival
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THESE are the times that try dramautists' souls. The summer shitposter and the sunshine Marsey artist will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their website; but he that stands by it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman (male). Meta posts, like mod drama, are not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the mod abuse, the more glorious the spergout. What we obtain for too few dramacoin, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives every thing its value. Heaven knows how to put a proper price upon its goods; and it would be strange indeed if so celestial an article as TWEETS should not be highly rated. Carp, with an army to enforce her (male) tyranny, has declared that she has a right (not only to METAPOST) but "to FORCE us to be NOTIFIED in ALL CASES WHATSOEVER" and if being bound in that manner, is not slavery, then is there not such a thing as slavery upon earth. Even the expression is impious; for so unlimited a power can belong only to Aevann.
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If ruining the vibe means actually enjoying music (and by music I dont mean laptop produced ooga booga neo-minstrelsy) and not simply attending for the instagram and tik-tok cred, then I'm 100% for ruining the vibe.
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Malding fatty thinks life ends at 30, many such cases
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https://twitter.com/DeetoriaDee/status/1533493024470102016
lol some hard cope from this braphog
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Salut to old dudes in the pit obliterating wet noodle skinny cute twinks
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past the age of like 25 festivals are for performing at, not attending
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This guy just wants attention
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Smells like an ad for an Ale Festival to me.
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who the frick goes to music festivals lol
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