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I hate writing cover letters

So I just got off of a video call with a C level executive who wishes to hire me for a lucrative managerial position in a field I haven't really ever worked in before. He asked me for a salary number so I threw one out there and then told me to ask for much higher during my second interview. So I'm obviously ecstatic about how it went and with his blessings, I most likely have the job. But now I have to send a goddarn cover letter with my resume/CV. I absolutely hate writing cover letters because being the most humble person any of you have ever known, I don't like to write about myself that much. I know I'm gonna write it by today but I still don't want to.

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Hire a pro tip from a guy who spend doing cover letter a semester in English class: Photoshop your self to look like giga a Chad.

HR workers are 99% holes and they don’t read 99% of letters they get a to get her hole attention you need to look like Chad. That’s literally how I got a job to a pal of me. He technically asked me to send some cv’s for him so he could keep receiving neetbux. And one hole at HR was so interested in him that when he didn’t pick the phone, she called the neetbux center and told that she wants him to work at her place and they gladly kicked him out of the neetbux

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You spent an entire semester on cover letter writing? Have you thought about taking your university to court for wasting your money?

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It was just English lesson and fun part was that same semester we had a workplace psychology lessons and that lesson was basically saying how cover laters are useless and nobody looks at them and take them seriously so we listened for 2 hours how useless cover letters are then we went to business English and the teacher was telling us for a whole hour how important cover letters are πŸ‘

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