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tonnes of suburbanoid seethe inside! Should we nuke the suburbs or just demolish them and plant potatoes in their place?

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Burb haters are easily the most r-slurred group of people on the planet. "OKAY it might have a decent amount of space for myself and my family, and it may be close to various amenities... but all the houses look the same omg wtf i have to appear unique"

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Close to various amenities? Are you r-slurred or just trolling?

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The supermarket is at most 15 minutes away. Are you r-slurred?

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No, you are. A shop is at most 5 minute walk away in a proper city.

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Okay, and? Is that a fricking problem?

Oh nooo it takes me a little longer to walk to the store, shit guess I will have to give up my otherwise nice house with plenty of space for myself and my family

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The problem is that you absolutely cannot get anywhere without a car, lol. Licence suspension is essentially the same as capital punishment for a suburbanoid """person""" (they're not really people).

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I know it’s hard for an alcoholic commie, but just don’t drive drunk.

I’m an extremely reckless driver. I pass on double yellows with no visibility, run red lights, toss the rear end out on freeway on-ramps, and just the other day I got a bit of air cresting a hill. Yet I’ve never had or come close to having my license suspended.

I’m even typing this right now while driving.

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Woot starvation on his lawn arc incoming...

:#marseylaugh:

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If for some reason I wasn’t allowed to drive and actually obeyed those restrictions, I’d just use one of the many delivery options, take my boat into town, or finish my helicopter build and get places even quicker.

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Okay, if you are too poor to afford a car, or too stupid to avoid getting your license revoked, then maybe they should luve in the city. But if you are a normal, responsible person with a middle class lifestyle, this isnt a problem.

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Bugmen who spend their lives in traffic jam and pushing their lawnmower aren't people.

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Oh nooooo having your property look nice, what a horrible thing

People would probably take communism more seriously if it wasnt a subconscious revealing of their own feelings of inadequacy when compared with their fathers

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The problem is that you absolutely cannot get anywhere without a car, lol

So?

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walk

Lol poor

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:#marseyscooter:cel detected, lol. You should keep yourself safe, you serve zero purpose...

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I serve the purpose of running over street rats (and real rats) with my truck. It's a hard job, but it needs to be done.

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Ah, so your purpose is to annoy me at traffic lights by blocking the whole view with your r-slurred giant vehicle that cannot accelerate for shit...

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No. It's to run you over.

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Then they’ll praise commie blocks that all look the same. At least they don’t have yucky lawns!

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