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Just got circumcised and wanna kill myself : teenagers

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Just got circumcised and wanna kill myself

This morning I got circumcised, all went well for the rest of the day until now. It’s 3 AM and im sitting in a fetal position crying from a night time erection. I’m in a intense amount of pain right now and my pain killers are yet to kick in. I will literally die in this bed right here right now. Pray for me.

Hurry post about it on reddit :marseyzoomer:

bro bro, my advice for you is to wear a skirt for a week or so, it's the best thing ever and always take your painkillers bro

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The doctors didn't give you any anti-boner pills, really?

There are pills that cause erectile dysfunction on purpose for a specific amount of time? Darn.

I got them after my circumcision tho for all i know it could have been cuz one of the nurses is my dads gaming buddy.

hahaha what

Wow dude I literally went throught the same exact thing at age 25 almost 4 month ago I got the snip.

You got this dude

The pain WILL stop, you will be able to get a boner and have s*x with out pain I promise.

You did the right thing by enduring this pain now.

Take time to just lay down and do nothing.

Kinda funny you and I experienced the exact same thing lmao

Phimosis can suck it.

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Chapose did it cause I didn't wanna live with the shame of doing it myself (it was commissioned by mello so it had to be done)

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Um it was commissioned by me for mello as a Christmas present. This was before (((IT))) happened

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Yeah but he originally asked me first but i didn't really wanna do it until you asked

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