https://old.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/vgyuyy/my_puppy_chewed_up_my_3800_hand_carved_coffee?sort=controversial

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This. Must be ur first time OP, not too sure what else one could possibly have expected lol (5463)

Op isn't a moron. Don't be so harsh. (-67)

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Puppies need chew toys when they are teething. If you don’t give them something, they will find a way on their own. (54)

he has plenty of chew toys and bones (-67)

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why on earth would you get a puppy if you were worried about your furniture?sincerely, someone who got a puppy (and a kitten) last year and is mourning the furniture. (506)

So you admit you didn’t realize how much they damaged your furniture until you got them? (-39)

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First of all let me start by saying what everyone is thinking after reading that, “you are stupid”. Now that it’s out of the way, what we’re you thinking? Are you any kind of animal enthusiast or maybe a hobbyist animal or dog lover? You know that some dogs prefer sticks to most toys right? And what is this coffee table but a big pretty stick? On another note ur a douche bag buying an ugly butt tourist trap “hand carved” table. There’s a thousand American wood workers who could have made you this without batting an eyelash. Again you’re an idiot. You bought an ugly butt over priced table. And to wrap up, rule number 1 with my canine brothers… be smarter than the dog. You forgot that he was a puppy or something. Was he not wearing his monocle?Idiot. (2)

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I mean he's made multiple reddit posts about it... (2)

Yup. It’s somewhat upsetting no matter what. But he has said multiple times that he doesn’t blame the dogs and has never once said he was mad. He even said “I can’t be mad, they’re too cute”.Why do you want to be mad at something so badly? (-1)

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I hope I’m not being rude here… but this isn’t infuriating to me, because this is 100% your fault. You put a puppy in the same house as an expensive table; wtf did you think was going to happen? I’m not going to be furious, because this only happened because you did something dumb. (1)