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autodrama they/them i suck robo peepee  1yr ago (reddit.com) 1,027 thread views #79006

[๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜] My puppy chewed up my $3,800 hand carved coffee table i had shipped from Japan.

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This. Must be ur first time OP, not too sure what else one could possibly have expected lol (5463)

Op isn't a moron. Don't be so harsh. (-67)

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Puppies need chew toys when they are teething. If you donโ€™t give them something, they will find a way on their own. (54)

he has plenty of chew toys and bones (-67)

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why on earth would you get a puppy if you were worried about your furniture?sincerely, someone who got a puppy (and a kitten) last year and is mourning the furniture. (506)

So you admit you didnโ€™t realize how much they damaged your furniture until you got them? (-39)

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First of all let me start by saying what everyone is thinking after reading that, โ€œyou are stupidโ€. Now that itโ€™s out of the way, what weโ€™re you thinking? Are you any kind of animal enthusiast or maybe a hobbyist animal or dog lover? You know that some dogs prefer sticks to most toys right? And what is this coffee table but a big pretty stick? On another note ur a douche bag buying an ugly butt tourist trap โ€œhand carvedโ€ table. Thereโ€™s a thousand American wood workers who could have made you this without batting an eyelash. Again youโ€™re an idiot. You bought an ugly butt over priced table. And to wrap up, rule number 1 with my canine brothersโ€ฆ be smarter than the dog. You forgot that he was a puppy or something. Was he not wearing his monocle?Idiot. (2)

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I mean he's made multiple reddit posts about it... (2)

Yup. Itโ€™s somewhat upsetting no matter what. But he has said multiple times that he doesnโ€™t blame the dogs and has never once said he was mad. He even said โ€œI canโ€™t be mad, theyโ€™re too cuteโ€.Why do you want to be mad at something so badly? (-1)

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I hope Iโ€™m not being rude hereโ€ฆ but this isnโ€™t infuriating to me, because this is 100% your fault. You put a puppy in the same house as an expensive table; wtf did you think was going to happen? Iโ€™m not going to be furious, because this only happened because you did something dumb. (1)

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>Take some wood powder from a place you wouldn't notice, like underneath a drawer, mix that with a high quality and stain-able glue, you mix another smaller batch the same way but you add a very small amount of gray paint and brush it in to mimic the darker side of the grain, strip the finish back, restain, re-poly, out the door ๐Ÿ˜‚ I know Japanese culture imbraces imperfections to it would also work to cut back say 2 inches from the corner each way and craft a new corner with maybe a silver or gold merge strip between the original and the new corner

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Unironically sanding it down seems to be the best option,but trying to cover up the screatches will look like shit, also probably needs ti have the whole thing re stained

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nig this shit aint stained

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Re-varnished*

My point still stands, theres no way this guy will match it so probably sanding down everything but the carved part and getting close enough is his best bet for color consistency

Also he could use a planer on the top and not a sander but i have no clue how deep these scratches are

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You know this dude watched a 10 second long kintsugi gif and now thinks heโ€™s a master craftsman. Would probably dismember himself trying to use a planer lmao

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To be fair, this could easily be repaired. Just not by a redditor

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