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[๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜] My puppy chewed up my $3,800 hand carved coffee table i had shipped from Japan.

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This. Must be ur first time OP, not too sure what else one could possibly have expected lol (5463)

Op isn't a moron. Don't be so harsh. (-67)

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Puppies need chew toys when they are teething. If you donโ€™t give them something, they will find a way on their own. (54)

he has plenty of chew toys and bones (-67)

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why on earth would you get a puppy if you were worried about your furniture?sincerely, someone who got a puppy (and a kitten) last year and is mourning the furniture. (506)

So you admit you didnโ€™t realize how much they damaged your furniture until you got them? (-39)

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First of all let me start by saying what everyone is thinking after reading that, โ€œyou are stupidโ€. Now that itโ€™s out of the way, what weโ€™re you thinking? Are you any kind of animal enthusiast or maybe a hobbyist animal or dog lover? You know that some dogs prefer sticks to most toys right? And what is this coffee table but a big pretty stick? On another note ur a douche bag buying an ugly butt tourist trap โ€œhand carvedโ€ table. Thereโ€™s a thousand American wood workers who could have made you this without batting an eyelash. Again youโ€™re an idiot. You bought an ugly butt over priced table. And to wrap up, rule number 1 with my canine brothersโ€ฆ be smarter than the dog. You forgot that he was a puppy or something. Was he not wearing his monocle?Idiot. (2)

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I mean he's made multiple reddit posts about it... (2)

Yup. Itโ€™s somewhat upsetting no matter what. But he has said multiple times that he doesnโ€™t blame the dogs and has never once said he was mad. He even said โ€œI canโ€™t be mad, theyโ€™re too cuteโ€.Why do you want to be mad at something so badly? (-1)

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I hope Iโ€™m not being rude hereโ€ฆ but this isnโ€™t infuriating to me, because this is 100% your fault. You put a puppy in the same house as an expensive table; wtf did you think was going to happen? Iโ€™m not going to be furious, because this only happened because you did something dumb. (1)

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Dog was doing her a favor lol

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She is a guy

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Darn so I guess makeup s*x is out of the question :marseythonk:

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Lmao

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:#marseyyikes:

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Not with that attitude

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Bruh

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of course you defend the dog :marseysigh:

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Gotta groom them while they're still young.

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Based puppy destroying the shitty overpriced weeb table she got scammed into buying.

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Heโ€™s not going to frick you.


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Not?

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People that spend this much on trash baffle me.

These are the people that show up on reddit claiming they live week to week on an 85k salary.

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Nice furniture tends to hold some value, it's not as bad as funk pops. If they're barely scraping by then this is of course an r-slured purchase but you don't know that.


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Holding value and ability to sell are very different things.

Very few people would waste money like this on a table.

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Wanting to have nice things isn't a problem if you can afford them. As long as your finances allow it I'd rather work an extra year to retire and live well than wallow in ikea furniture.


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