@idio3 personally I would lock you in a room with naked average American twiteratti neolib 'feminist" aka a twox poster and make you both listen to the complete discography of Дискотека Авария.
While drinking cheap american beer and eating a vegan dinner.
And then I would make you both watch Иро́ния судьбы́, и́ли С лёгким па́ром! for 47 times!
Finally, after all of that, if you ever wanted leave the room, you would have to frick her.
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