TSA showcase the great work they do with a display of all the deadly contraband they've intercepted

https://twitter.com/TSA_Northeast/status/1539668938916651008

Makes me feel safer already knowing there's not a chance some ISIS peanut butter or a Taliban snow globe makes it onto my next flight

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ive accidentally flown with knives at least 3 times and no one noticed but they get my conditioner everytime


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I honestly thought pocket knives were exempt for a few years because I carried one everywhere and still got on planes just fine...

TSA finally found it and thought I was joking when I was like "Wait that's illegal?"

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They recently confiscated my 1-inch long "manicure" pocketknife. It's only sharpened for <half an inch. A fricking aluminum can ripped in half would easily do more damage than this "knife."

The TSA is the most useless security force in the world. They should all cram themselves into their worthless x-ray machines and kill themselves.

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Apparently TSA failed their tests and let like 97% of illegal weapons through security. But I saw that stat on reddit so it's probably fake because TSA is basically ACAB

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I thought it was like 85% but I do recall seeing. It was a DOJ test I think?

Looked it up, 95% and DHS

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/investigation-breaches-us-airports-allowed-weapons-through-n367851


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lmao such a fricking useless security theater it's unreal

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It's way worse than useless, tho.

Every hour of every day, literally thousands of well-above-median productivity Americans are busy packaging their pottyries in mini bottles and plastic baggies, or standing in line, waiting to take off their belt and shoes, or getting to the airport 90 minutes early... when you tally up all of the economic activity that those passengers are not contributing, it's actually a massive economic cost. It would be way better for the economy to just pay all the TSA agents to stay home. Especially since literally the only reason 9/11 worked was because everyone had been told to cooperate with terrorists and they'll hand you over to the authorities once they get their ransom money...

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Also small plastic bottles and travel size containers are terrible for the environment. The TSA is directly responsible for thousands of tons of plastic waste a year. In the UK alone travel sized plastic containers constituted 980 tons of waste dumped.

https://www.directlinegroup.co.uk/en/news/brand-news/2018/plastic-waste--980-tonnes-of-travel-sized-products-are-dumped-ev.html

Our goal should be to get green activists and people like AOC on their asses. Frick the TSA.

Also they dropped and broke my expensive butt work thinkpad 2 years ago. I hate them so much.

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No its not useless, it lowers the unemployment number!


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No, honestly, frick the TSA. It was created by the government as a way to employ fat black women and middle aged white guys who got fired from McWagies.

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Same shit happened to my friend with a knife I got her on a trip. Randomly stopped her after she’s been flying with it for 2 years.


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Cuz ur white lmao

Literally, no cap

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It was a Leatherman I like to use for camping so... Aggressively white tbh

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I know border control isn’t TSA but someone who isn’t me has brought a πŸ”« into Canada and back a few times.

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The virgin "nervous flying through security" vs the Chad "taking my gun for a walk"

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could have taken over Canada

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Didn't undercover agents successfully get 97% of weapons, drugs etc past TSA?

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They care more about bombs than they do about knives but would never let that get out publicly. A bomb can wreck a plane but with a knife you'll get mobbed by passengers and the cockpit's now locked up.

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I walked in with my working clothes on a flight. They took my shaving cream but ignored my knifes at the hips

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I had a friend get a box cutter through, they went through his bag and only took the waterbottle he forgot about.

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