ABORTION GONE 🦀🦀🦀

A lot of you are laughing at this, but I just want to relate a personal story of how this impacts me, so that you understand that there are real people being hurt by this, and not just faceless Reddit usernames.

My ex-wife was a leftoid b-word who loved to rawdog. Fortunately I never gave into her demands to frick her raw because I had a scary experience when I was younger, so ever since then I always used a condom, even with my wife. It turned out that this was a good thing, because when she became aware of my rightoid politics, she started cheating on me. I spent several months worried that she might have given me an STD, but fortunately the blood tests came back negative.

So now that we're divorced, I'm absolutely positive that the dumb whore is going to rawdog some of the human garbage she dates, because worthless people with low impulse control are always going to behave like stupid fricking animals, even when it leads to bad outcomes for them. They just can't help it. So not only is my cheating whore ex-wife likely to catch an STD, she might even end up popping out some drug dealer's baby and becoming a single mom because of the difficulty of getting an abortion - a fate which I know she is absolutely terrified of. This is like the best news ever for schadenfreude!

Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that there are real people who are being impacted by this on a profound emotional level, not just anonymous Redditors. For example, I'm going to crack open that Lambic beer in the fridge that I was saving for a special occasion.