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ABORTION GONE 🦀🦀🦀:marseypartyzoom::marseypartyzoom::marseypartyzoom::marseyrave::marseyrave::marseyrave:

https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/supreme-court-decision-roe-v-wade-6-24-2022
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A lot of you are laughing at this, but I just want to relate a personal story of how this impacts me, so that you understand that there are real people being hurt by this, and not just faceless Reddit usernames.

My ex-wife was a leftoid b-word who loved to rawdog. Fortunately I never gave into her demands to frick her raw because I had a scary experience when I was younger, so ever since then I always used a condom, even with my wife. It turned out that this was a good thing, because when she became aware of my rightoid politics, she started cheating on me. I spent several months worried that she might have given me an STD, but fortunately the blood tests came back negative.

So now that we're divorced, I'm absolutely positive that the dumb whore is going to rawdog some of the human garbage she dates, because worthless people with low impulse control are always going to behave like stupid fricking animals, even when it leads to bad outcomes for them. They just can't help it. So not only is my cheating whore ex-wife likely to catch an STD, she might even end up popping out some drug dealer's baby and becoming a single mom because of the difficulty of getting an abortion - a fate which I know she is absolutely terrified of. This is like the best news ever for schadenfreude!

Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that there are real people who are being impacted by this on a profound emotional level, not just anonymous Redditors. For example, I'm going to crack open that Lambic beer in the fridge that I was saving for a special occasion.

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Have you owned the libs yet?

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Imagine living in a red state :marseysick::marseypuke:

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How long until we get them to show their tits in "protest".

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Can't wait to see how high the crime rate will spike in two decades.

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:#trolldespair:

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CHUDCHADS WE CANT STOP WINNING

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So wait, all these sneeding isn't over a ban of abortion, but limiting it to 15 weeks?

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I now expect Trudeau to introduce a bill making abortions mandatory in Canada.

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My eulogy at Abortion's funeral:

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Holy shit that /r/news thread is being swept HARD

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Just replace foids already. We have the technology.

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China stays winning, not only are they winning at democracy, they're now also winning womens rights.

Which way, western world?

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Weren't most of Chinas abortions on girls?

That's pretty radically centrist

:marseyflagchina:

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an unfortunate, but needed, effect of the one child policy.

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Watching burgerland regress more and more each passing year gives me massive boners, please start rioting and looting and burning stuff again so I have something to watch tonight :marseywholesome:

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>regress

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Yeah, to old testament-era jurisprudence. Or modern day desertstan.

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This is a cope I won't be satisfied until abortion is punishable with death federally

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*for poor people in shithole states

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Shout out to Republicans for finding the only thing they could pull that might inch the vote away from their favor lmao should have waited a few years if they were playing for keeps

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Nobody is entitled to s*x

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Coomerpilled.

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:#marseyrave::#marseyrave::#marseyrave::#marseyrave::#marseyrave::#marseyrave::#marseyrave::#marseyrave::#marseyrave::#marseyrave::#marseyrave::#marseyrave:


Transform your Marseys! :marseywave:
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:marseyrave::marseyrave: We have a copy of the Crab Rave MP3 on the server because PCM has a crab rave award :marseyrave::marseyrave:

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Can woman just not s*x? Is it that hard for them.

For real thought any dramatard should be full on pro-postnatal abortionists as long as posters like pizzashilI exist and can still hypotheticaly breed.

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:#marseypunisher:

Snapshots:

archive.org

archive.ph (click to archive)

ghostarchive.org (click to archive)

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:#tradboypat::!#tradwifepat:

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mmmmm drama :marseymerchant::!marseymerchant::marseymerchant::!marseymerchant::marseymerchant:

Wait what's that

:#marseykween::#marseyblack::#marseydynamite::#marseygigaretard::#marseymyeisha::#marseykkkblm::#marseyblackcop::#marseyetika::#marseykente::#marseypenny::#marseysmugretard::!#marseypennyboo:

:#marseypearlclutch:

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don't forget to do your part and reportmaxx the sneeding redditors. Really twist the knife because frick redditors.

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In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti. Amen.

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Kyrie Eleison, Christe Eleison, Kyrie Eleison.

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:#!marseyparty: :#marseyparty:

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I wonder what the reaction will be.


:#marseytwerking:

:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
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NOOOOOOOO HOW WILL I HAVE PROMISCUOUS S*X WITHOUT FACING THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS

:soycry::soycry::soycry::soycry::soycry:

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Why should promiscuous s*x have consequences?

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Every action has natural consequences.

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BECAUSE S*X BEFORE MARRIAGE IS A SIN AND I'M RIDING THE CAMARO INTO HECK

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Three made up things:

  • Sin

  • Heck

  • S*x after marriage

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•women

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  • S*x
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Here is a bird i saw on vacation recently

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@TedSimp

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Fit bird bruv innit.

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what is?

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great blue heron😀😀😀

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more like go do heroin ha gottem

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Neat birb fren

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🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

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Glory be to the nine robed ones for their blessing of drama upon us (well, six of them anyways)...

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BIOFOIDS BFTO

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We're approaching levels of seethe previously thought to be impossible

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Posting in legendary thread

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Include me in screencap

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The worst part about this is that I'm going to have to pretend to be empathetic to my leftoid wife's sneeding for the next few days

Oh, and the riots.

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Hilarious that libertarians chose your party to hold their leash.

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Serves you right

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"it's all the fault of old white men"

"Alright, let's take a look at Africa and Asia's abortion rights...

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Have you tried hitting her?

:marseytaliban:

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God, my wife wore a rode v wade shirt to my mom's. Just so i could hear the two of them bicker. I've learned not to say anything that could be even remotely tangential to women's rights while driving, otherwise she won't shut up about how scary it is to be a woman right now while i keep driving silently like :marseywtf:

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Pretty kool we’ve devolved Supreme Court cases down enough u can just buy a shirt :marseyclueless:

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Show your support through capitalism and cafepress, shipped to your door by underpaid cagewagies

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Sounds awful

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Why didn't you stop her lmao

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For the drama.

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Because it was easier to let them validate each other so i could focus on assembling the pool alone

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Dramaphobia :marseyyikes:

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Why the frick did you marry a foid who isn’t a far right extremist i would’ve sooner married a guy

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Pause :!marseyno:

>i would’ve sooner married a guy

All you needed to say right there

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just be honest cute twink simp

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Your fault for marrying a leftoid.

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>Your fault for marrying a foid.

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The rightoid leftoid divide is really just battle of the sexes.

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The only thing more intolerable than a leftoid foid is a rightoid foid.

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I live in Dixieland. All the hot rightoid women would make me go to church.

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>oh no i might have to be around people for 1 hour a week

:soyjaktalking:

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