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TheOnion is melting down on twitter

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Some of that shit is clever but they've been down a Queen and a Rook since all the talented people left in 2013. And I just assume they've been hiring women (death for comedy, possibly because the neurodivergent males that can actually write comedy can't speak with women present. That's not a TV comedy joke, these men are pathetic.)

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Their headlines are occasionally funny but articles are tedious, unfunny BS. It’s been like that for a while.

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I think that's an online comedy article thing in general. Same problem with the Babylon Bee, the articles are usually just restating the headline joke in neurodivergent detail. I'm guessing the business model just rewards clicks on the headline, the actual article is irrelevant.

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The Hard Times occasionally has funny 1/2 paragraph articles but anything longer than that sucks.

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"Vessel for male sexual gratification".

New slur for biofoid detected, thanks Onion!

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All jokes aside that women is legitimately strange looking lol

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Trans Adam Lanza

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It would be funny if it was intended as a parody of "birthing persons" or "uterus-havers" but I don't think it was

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