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EFFORTPOST Another act of Islamic Terrorism! :marseytaliban:, redditors :soyreddit: flock to blame Christcucks :marseyjesus: and make foreign tragedies all about Burgerland! :marseypatriot:, to remind y'all that KKKhristcucks are LITERALLY the same as the Taliban! :marseymutt::!marseyhandmaid:

https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/vki056/oslo_shooting_norway_attack_being_treated_as

								

								

Yo yo yo wassup my Nibbas, BBC comin' in here with another gigalongpost!

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This Sunday :marseypastor:, we have a sermon about one of the biggest causes of redditor spergouts: Islamic Extremism! https://preview.redd.it/9381vi8ziuy61.jpg?auto=webp&s=fc07296c6c13d9c19bb602eb103f9438228a6702

Beginning with this comment that sums this up:

/u/impulsikk

I always find it hilarious that reddit hates Christians, but then protects Muslims. When Muslims hate women and LGBT. :chadarab:

/u/Papaofmonsters

The overlap between Muslim population and being gay being illegal is frequently ignored by reddit.

As you can already see, discussions on reddit when an incident of Islamic Terrorism occurs is:

Redditor 1:

FRICK ALL RELIGION RELIGION RUINS EVERYTHING :ragejak: (note how the single specific religion is not mentioned! :marseydetective:)

Redditor 2:

Fellow atheist here :marseyneckbeard:, you're right, frick religion, I agree that all religions suck and are violent, but why is this specific religion the one that most causes violence when compared to the others? :marseywrongthonk:

Redditor 3:

But Christcucks are LITERALLY the same coin as Islamic terrorists! look at what RethugliKKKans are doing here in Burgerstan and what the Crusaders did almost 1000 years ago! this is literally just like what Islamic Terrorists have been doing since 9/11! :ragejak:

Alright, now onto the post itself! fasten your seatbelts dramanauts! cause we're in for a ride! :marseysteer:

/u/PartialToDairyThings

More conservative religious extremism :zoomer:

/u/Ozark--Howler

No need to beat around the bush. It’s Islam. :marseytaliban:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_terrorist_incidents

/u/WhirlyBirdPilotBlue

Things Conservative Christians & The Taliban Like :sciencejak:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841356057880385.webp

/u/Ozark--Howler

Yes, that’s an MS Paint infographic. :marseywut2:

/u/WhirlyBirdPilotBlue

That speaks a fundamental truth. That you cannot refute. :marseyshapiro::soyjakanimeglasses:

/u/PartialToDairyThings

The gap between Islamic conservatives and Christian conservatives is narrowing. The Christian right has been frantically revving up its hateful and violent rhetoric against LGBTQ+. They are becoming more and more threatening in the US. :marseyisis:

Besides which, I'm always amazed at how delighted right wing dullards in America are whenever they hear about an Islamic terror attack. Were you asleep or in a coma for any of the dozens and dozens of mass shootings in the US that were committed by good ol' Americans and had nothing to do with Islam? Fricking amazing. :soyreddit:

/u/hypnocentrism

For the first time, beginning in 2021, most Republicans supported gay marriage. You could say the gap is widening. :marseyhomofascist:

/u/BucBrady

You're ignoring that the majority of American Muslims agree that homosexuals should be accepted in society as well. :marseysoypoint:

Heckin valid BIPOC Afro-Latinx Burger Muslims truly represent the majority of Muslims sweaty! https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-iwTQDDrsH8c/UccolQ7L4hI/AAAAAAAAAX4/9LySCtp4eME/s320/islamΔ±+seviyorum.png

/u/nfolsen

American Muslims are a minority of Muslims :marseymutt::chadjihadi:

Wait, sniff what's that smell?.... oh my.... buckle up Dramanauts! because a wild plus-size IsLMAOphobic PokΓ©mon appears!

/u/PreciousAliyah I CHOOSE YOU!

https://c.tenor.com/AkILqGsdIFoAAAAM/pokemon-ash.gif

https://styles.redditmedia.com/t5_3mlbu6/styles/profileIcon_ed5kxpr0jpc61.png?width=256&height=256&crop=256:256,smart&s=6af080a736d9e36b987b2bea3126692803fceb4f ← her avatar :#marseychonkerfoid: :#marseyxd:

Wait. Muslims commit yet another atrocity, but somehow you're trying to blame the other side? You're a clown. :marseyclown2:

/u/thetensor

Christian conservatives are only "the other side" of the same coin. :soyreddit:

/u/PartialToDairyThings

I'm not blaming anyone but the Islamic terrorist for this particular attack. But why should I abstain from pointing out the general pattern here, which is that right wing terrorism in general is on the increase? We already have a Republican candidate calling for the executing of gays in the US, and right wing terrorists threatening violence against drag queens and story hours. Conservatives the world over are bigots. :soyjakyell:

/u/BucBrady

Christians have committed atrocities too. :marseyclueless:

Let's not be ignorant about that. :marseyrick:

/u/PreciousAliyah

But basically nothing compared to what Muslims have done. Of course, atheists have killed more, especially the past century than either group. :marseyflamewar:

Bold of her to write this sentence on reddit! https://c.tenor.com/LJ1_ojPrbk8AAAAC/laughing-clapping.gif

/u/BucBrady

The frick you talking about? :marseysoycry:

What atheist atrocities do you believe has happened that out numbers the christian and Muslim ones?

In my personal opinion, this: https://old.reddit.com/r/cringepics/comments/1eynat/faces_of_ratheism_a_campaign_where_redditors/

https://old.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/38i8se/the_faces_of_atheism/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841356062110274.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841356066705282.webp

Also I doubt you can back up your claim with anything substantial. :sciencejak:

/u/b0vary

in the 20th century? Mao and Stalin? :marseymao::marseystalin:

/u/BucBrady

Wasn't that a national due to nationalism, not atheism? :brainletbush:

/u/b0vary

I mean they both dismantled religious powers in their counties and violently persecuted religious practitioners :marseyfedoratip:

/u/BucBrady

I guess, but then it gets dwarfed by Christian colonialism if we count government sponsored initiatives based on the religion ruling the state at the time. :directlypointingsoyjak:

Instead of "this never happened" or "that wasn't real Communism", we now have "Stalin and Mao were Far-Right Nationalist chuds sweaty!" :brainletchest:

Or the OG "sure, that happened but the KKKhristian chuds we worse ok?" like here.

/u/PreciousAliyah

I see you're a Holocaust, Great Leap Forward, and Stalin's genocides. Wow, that's quote an impressive feat to be a denier of all of them.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841356069787579.webp

/u/BucBrady

Lmao where did I ever deny they happened? :marseywut2:

/u/AlleyCatStoner

Calling people clowns while actively powdering up and putting on a colorful fake nose, interesting. Ignoring all the abortion clinic bombings that have occurred in the US as well as any other instances of far right christian extremism, and then making a false equivalency.:soyjakanimeglasses:

This is why christianity is getting hate right now, because people like you refuse to acknowledge certain parts of reality.:sciencejak:

/u/average_vark_enjoyer

All abortion violence since 1973 has caused fewer deaths than just Nidal Hassan

/u/Ozark--Howler

The gap between Islamic conservatives and Christian conservatives is narrowing.:marseysoypoint2:

/u/PartialToDairyThings

what don't you understand about the word "narrowing"? Jesus Christ. We already have a Republican candidate calling for gays to be executed, and right wing terrorists threatening drag queens and story hours.:soymad:

Drag Qounter: 1

/u/MaineObjective

In no way do I want to defend Christians, but there is rhetoric and then their is atrocity. The scale committed by those of Islamic faith dwarfs that of the Christians.:!soyjakmaga::chadjihadi:

/u/PartialToDairyThings

I agree, in terms of terrorism. But in terms of mass killings in the developed world, American shooters have given Muslim terrorists a good run for their money. And the gap in intensity between Islamic extremism and right wing extremism is narrowing. We already have a Republican candidate calling for the execution of gay and trans people. We have right wing extremists threatening to "hunt" gay people and drag queens. You don't think this is going to get much, much worse? Y'all Qaeda is just getting started, it's in its infancy. :soyreddit:

Drag Qounter: 2

I thought wokies were now using "Y'all", not racist rednecks? this is rampant bigotry against people who say Y'all!

/u/CthuluTheGrand

If you are bold enough, let's do an experiment. https://c.tenor.com/v2mOMBFkM9UAAAAC/jigsaw-(saw.gif)

Make a stream of you drawing Jesus as a goat licking its own balls.

Now do the same with Muhammed. :marseyunamused:

/u/PartialToDairyThings

What part of that did you not understand? It's already getting to the point where we have a Republican publicly saying he thinks that LGBTQ should be executed. We have right wing extremists saying that they're going to "hunt" gay and trans people. We have death threats being made against drag queens. I have no idea why conservatives think they can posture so high above Islamic extremists. As far as I'm concerned, you're both in the same stable. :seethejak:

ZXHE DID NOT REPLY TO THE "DRAW THE PROPHET" DARE OUT OF FEAR :#marseyxd:

Ummahchads win yet again!

:#praiseallah:

Also, Drag Qounter: 3 times! https://c.tenor.com/CIYOjsn8auEAAAAd/drag-queen.gif

/u/KagakuNinja :#marseyweeb:

Christians have always had extremists as bad as any Muslim. Read about the siege of Jerusalem.:marseycrusader:

Crusade == Jihad...:brainletchadmask:

I'm gonna bring up shit that happened almost 1000 years ago, that will be relevant to the discussion in the present day! :brainletcaved:

/u/fantasm_unwind

Read about the centuries of Muslims attacks, genocide and invasions before the first Crusade was even declared:marseytransgenocide:

/u/RichardCheeseLicker

There’s a billion Muslims in the world. If it was Islam, then we’d all be dead. So clearly these extremist cowards are a drop in the ocean. (-31)

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/u/RichardCheeseLicker

So no, it’s not Islam, it’s extremism and wherever there’s a belief, there’s an extreme version of that belief that’s ready to commit horrible violence. (-31)

/u/Ozark--Howler

Islam dominates those lists. We’re just supposed to cover our eyes and ignore it? :seethejak:

Yes sweaty. :#chadlibleft:

/u/Ozark--Howler

When a building burns down, you don’t try to figure out the cause? :soycry:

No. :#chadlibleft:

/u/fishnwiz

Religion is the leading cause of death in world.:sciencejak:

/u/neozuki

According to scholars such as Jeffrey Burton Russell, conflicts may not be rooted strictly in religion and instead may be a cover for the underlying secular power, ethnic, social, political, and economic reasons for conflict.

According to the Encyclopedia of Wars, out of all 1,763 known/recorded historical conflicts, 121, or 6.87%, had religion as their primary cause. Matthew White's The Great Big Book of Horrible Things gives religion as the primary cause of 11 of the world's 100 deadliest atrocities.

This is where I get called out for defending religion by bringing up reality.:marseyunamused:

/u/Crna1993

You know what is a great idea? Importing more culturally and religiously backwards people who hate gays into a gay friendly country. What could go wrong! Diversity am i right?!

:#marseyagreefast:

/u/LittleJerkDog

Where did Breivik come from? :soyreddit:

He came from Oslo, but there could be a scenario where Breivik never became a terrorist and instead sought help, was diagnosed with gender dysphoria, changed her name to Andressa, finally got gender re-assignment surgery, and after almost a decade of getting her bussy filled up, she would be sadly killed on this fateful day on that same bar! :#marseywholesome:

/u/WilmaDickFitInU (answer: :#chadnocapy:)

You’re projecting a lot. Norway is an open and diverse country, if it wasn’t open for different ethnicities it wouldn’t be open for gays either. (-63)

/u/Darkknight7799

This thread is so fricking depressing. Everyone here immediately thinks, β€œhow does this fit my political beliefs?” Instead of β€œthis is terrible, innocent people have died”

This is modern discourse, not just on reddit.

/u/Ibigov

Whatever your political leanings... I just don't get committing a mass shooting in the name of religion... What does it achieve? :marseyhmm:

/u/UrsusRomanus

Achieve? Not much. It's usually just a mechanism for young men to place their anger. If it's not religion it'd be an incel attack, nationalist thing, or what not. :truestorybro:

/u/Religionbedumb :#marseysoylentgrin:

Lol I would say a vast majority of incels are religious :marseysoylentgrin:

Where do you think they get their negative views on women? :coomer:

Dunno Mr. Euphoria, from them not being able to get their peepee wet? from the few religious incels whose schizoposts I stumbled upon, they claim to be religious because:

1. They believe that religionmaxxing will make it easier for them to get laid.

2. They are religionmaxxing as a last-resort cope to not kill themselves (this is not unique to incels)

/u/SleepCom

But it could also be a woman, POC, or member of the LGBTQIA2S+ community. It could be anyone. We're all equally capable of the same things, so don't be prejudice.:soyjakfront:

EDIT: I'm reporting all you misogynists that are telling me that only men can do things. Grow up! It's 2022! A woman is vice president! (-14):marseysoylentgrin:

You fricking Dramanauts already invaded the thread before I even wrote a gigalongpost about it?!?! :#marseysmug2:

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Oh honey I really appreciate the hard work and effort you put into this, but how long did it take you? Is this really how you want to be using your Sunday afternoon?

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how long did it take you?

Dunno, I started writing this yesterday at around, idk sometime between 16 : 00-17 : 00, but I obviously took long breaks, I was supposed to post this yesterday but I opted to post it tomorrow (i.e. today) to fix some mistakes, remove useless text, and face the always-present formatting issues when it comes to longposts

Is this really how you want to be using your Sunday afternoon?

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