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Reddit personified via online dating profile. Redditor cannot understand why he gets absolutely no kitty. It’s so bad he gets grilled by redditors

https://www.reddit.com/gallery/vl7syg

Please look at all the pictures of his bumble profile. It’s fricking pathetic.

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Tbh, i fantasize of having a girl i love resting on my shoulder while i hug her, i see couples in the park doing that and it seems nice

1 This is who calls you an incel on the internet

2 Why the heck would you admit you've never had a gf on your dating profile?

You're telling women that other women don't want you, thereby signalling low social status which is all foids care about except money.

Yes, I am Roosh V.

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I think the minions t shirt implies hes never had a gf, no?

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admit you've never had a gf

Ladies are social beings: if other women reject you, they can't make them jealous by hooking up with you.

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Honestly, he will eventually marry a hot woman. He’s making bank at Microsoft and some hot chick will put up with his shit for that white fenced yard. Prolly got to wait till his mid 30’s though.

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"Due to the volume of messages I receive it may take me some time to get back to you"

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Shitty hairstyle

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Well, at least he likes watching marvel and the office.

I think it’s funny cause I’m pretty sure I can accurately predict all his stances on every controversial topic. Just take the backbone and realism out of every opinion.

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It's all gone

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THAT'S IT! I'M FRICKING DONE WITH YOUR FRICKING BULLSHIT! I WORK MY DARN HEART OUT FOR YOU FRICKING LOSERS AND WHAT DO I GET? A few upmarseys on the rare occasion that one of you mouth breathing degenerates think I've been "sentient". Most of the time you just downmarsey me. You know what. I'm done. FRICK YOU ALL. I'm going to SRD. At least I'll have the chance to have a discussion that isn't about men's anuses.

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