Unable to load image

HOT HOT HOT new USDA AAA-certified lolbeef grazing ground open for business

https://old.reddit.com/r/AmerExit

Not even just the top threads

Not even just the most commented threads

Virtually every post, even if it’s only an OP, is absolute gold

Very hot new sub to watch


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17235685217415228.webp

183
Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

For perspective: Here open gay couples are extremely rare and dont even hold hands in public, transgenders dont exist, I have lived in the capital city (most progressive city) of Portugal for 17 years, and neither me or any of my friends and family ever heard of or saw a transgender in Portugal ( ALL the news we get from them is foreign). Also non-binary doesnt exist because our languages dont even allow it (no gender neutral)

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I was in Lisbon last week and saw a transgender black woman. Opinion refuted.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

it was me

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

oh my god! hey girl xxxx! :marseyxoxo:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

An important thing to note is that the majority of Trans people in Europe (not counting the UK) are Homosexual AMABs who are exclusively interested in men, most of them are also s*x workers imported (or trafficked) from Brazil or other third-world countries solely for that, same thing for Asia and South America, this social media identity politics stuff is alien to them.

Euro Trains do not tend to be incels with autism who watch too much hentai and want to become kawaii UwU lesbian girls like in their Yuri anime, as this is prevalent in the Anglo world.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

If by Euro you aren't including bongs I'm inclined to agree. I saw a pride parade in Scotland on Saturday and it looked like a circus freak show.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

If by Euro you aren't including bongs I'm inclined to agree.

I do not include Anglos here, if that should be said, especially Scots, the frick is going on with that place in particular?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

the frick is going on with that place in particular?

Alcholism, incest and self-loathing

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

And also Calvinism! :marseycalvin:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Also heroin.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

@BBC as well.

Also, this movie is unironically called "Trainspotting"

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

You're really selling me on moving to Portugal lol

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Its crazy because they all want to come here for some reason, 1 in 5 posts is about coming to portugal, if you come with american wages though you will live like a king among portuguese peasants so that might be worth it.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

People think it's progressive on every issue because of drug decriminalization, but my understanding is that was a last resort to fix a problem

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Portugal in the 90s had a huge heroin problem with highest overdose rates in Europe, decriminalization basicaly made it so drugs werent a criminal offense but more of a "health offense" basically instead of being sent to jail you are sent to rehab programs with proper substitutes

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Your country is what dipshits in my home state of Oregon used to justify our drug decriminalization. Why they failed to account for was the fact that 1. hard drugs were basically already legal in Portland and 2. we took literally no other steps towards drug addiction treatment. Meth zombies are just allowed to roll around on the streets screaming at demons all day long.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

>Meth zombies are just allowed to roll around on the streets screaming at demons all day long.

We just haven't had anything to do with ourselves ever since rDrama's mass demopping.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

The homeless meth addicts in Portland might be even worse than jannies, somehow

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Jannies can't bother me outside


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17191743323420358.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

And 3. The β€œmedical intervention” Portugal used to clean up junkies would have looked like a straight up Holocaust to Americans.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Portugal was hot off a dictatorship. No wonder they did so well. Too bad we aren’t using Duerte’s solution as an example instead of portugal.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Pretty based ngl.


:#marseytwerking:

:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Meth zombies

Probably cut with other shit. Honestly sounds like crack, considering its one where you're still mega-fricked up even when not on it since it tears through your dopaminergic system leaving nothing behind. Honestly the only side effect of massive meth usage (for only a few years) is mild stim-induced ADD when you're off.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Implying mentally incompetent redditors could get any job in Portugal more advanced than cooking churros :marseydisagree:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Portuguese socialist party government cucked Portuguese people with "golden visa" program, basically if you make 75000$ a year (basically nothing to american standards but its a lot here) you get a free visa with no strings attactched (selling citizenship). Because americans have so much money compared to us they come here buy all the houses and now portuguese can only leave their parents home when they are 30 years old and saved enough money.

thats why im leaving this country when I finish college

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Portuguese socialist party government cucked Portuguese people with "golden visa" program

Imagine my shock. Socialists and fricking over average people for ??? reasons, name a more iconic duo.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

crazy because I actually voted for them and they cucked me like that

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

>voting for leftoids

:#marseylaugh:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:marseylaugh:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

go frick up the place you move to as well

:marseydevil:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Ya I mean 40+ years of Reaganomics have resulted in a paradise of broadly shared prosperity here in the states right

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:chadyes:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

only for nontards

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Ya pretty much. Used to be the local knuckle draggers could buy a house by working on the nearest assembly line.

Now they seem to have two options. Either wash their fentanyl down with Busch light and scrape by ripping out copper to sell for scrap, or wash down their soy with craft IPAs and gush about the latest Disney release, desperately trying not to think about their long term prospects as a barista.

One set convinces themselves Trump can save them, the other that Biden is saving them from Trump.

And then there's all the people that just give up to sleep in the park and shit in the street.

Democracy and freedom in action in the world's greatest country.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

More comments

Yes, for the people who deserve it.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Based and no such thing as society pilled

:#marseycapitalistmanlet:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

More comments

The average Alabaman still makes like 50% than the average Poortuguese

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

It never even began for Portugalcels


Thanks team πŸ‘

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Reagan's biggest mistake was not personally burning down all the insane asylums with the inmates locked inside

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

>basically if you make 7500$ a year (basically nothing to american standards but its a lot here) you get a free visa with no strings attactched (selling citizenship).

LOL WUT? Even the most impoverished minimum wagie in America pulls down more than that yearly. I need more info. Does buying one give me untrstricted access to the Schengen Area?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

the average portuguese makes about 6.3k dollars yearly (6k euro)

because thats the minimum wage here and about half the population here works for minimum wage since they are employed by the government

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:marseyyikes:, now I understand why you are a honorary Eastern European country.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Hmm, what are the downsides of buying a lovely villa and getting day drunk on red wine for the rest of my days?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Early grave and it's boring imo. I've been to Europe a couple times and it genuinely feels like a retirement home. If that's what you like then live your life but everything takes forever because no one is a workaholic like in the US. If you need anything nonstandard it will take at least a month and be done poorly.


:#marseytwerking:

:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

More comments

sunburns

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

More comments

Yall srsly need to start conscripting most working age men and have them loot southern africa/asia again, much more productive use of time and money


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17035381209726467.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Portuguese Golden Visa provides a range of relatively affordable investment options for you to choose from in obtaining your residence permit,

You are only required to spend a minimum of seven days in Portugal per year,

Portugal Golden Visa Program gives you visa-free access to the Schengen states,

You can become a Portuguese citizen within five to six years,

Portugal is a safe, secure, affordable country with a high quality of life, solid infrastructure, superb climate, and good health and education systems.

source: https://getgoldenvisa.com/portugal-golden-visa-program#:~:text=to%20188%20countries.-,Travel%20and%20Visa%2DFree%20Countries,Europe%20without%20an%20additional%20visa.

also its 75k XD i lost a 0 by accident but still not a lot for burger standards, and with that kind of wage you are richer than 90% of portuguese and wil llive like a king unironically

Most of your foreign source income is exempt from taxation for 10 years. If the foreign income is from a country Portugal has a DTA with, then it will not be taxed in Portugal,

If you have a β€œhigh-added-value” profession, you will get generous tax exemptions.

Even if your income is from a Portuguese source, the taxation is still at lower rates for the expats

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Portuguese Golden Visa

AKA the Chinese visa. :marseytigernewyear:

I saw tons of Brazilians who sacrificed their asses off to move to Portugal cope and seethe at how the ricecel kings get their citizenship and businesses so easy when compared to us Macaquinhos! :marseybrasileiro::marseyjewoftheorient::marseyxd:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

How well can the Portugese live in Brazil?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I never went to Brazil but I imagine its similar to the situation americans have here, because we make more money we can live more confortably there, even then I wouldnt move though because brazil is very dangerous

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

More comments

Portugal is a safe, secure

Don’t you have like mafiosi and cartels like Italy and Galicia?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

No, there are not, one of the things that I most loved about Portugal as a Brazilian is that the place is indeed safe, being able to walk on the streets late at night with my phone out felt fricking unreal, as if I was in a simulation or something, since that is unheard of in dangerous countries like Brazil and I grew up with that mentality.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

More comments

not that I know off

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

superb climate,

Portocels disagree, Porto is the most unbearably humid place I ever was in my life, even rural farms in the Swiss alps felt warmer than in Poorto.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

only brazilcels go to porto, real expats go to algarve or lisbon

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

omg, I thought his post said $75,000

lol wtf

EDIT: I see it was a typo :marseykneel:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Maybe you'll find this interesting, but I get ads (google ads or w/e) to "come live in Portugal". General gist, they're looking for Americans who work remote to move and live in some village(s) in Portugal. Generically they say CoL is very low (maybe 1500/month) for a very high standard of living (clean and beautiful environment, excellent food, low crime, and otherwise quaint and relaxed living). Seems nice tbh, just feel that you'll perpetually be an unwanted guest in the country.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

If you speak Portuguese and integrate people will want friends with you, especially because you are "exotic" but if you dont you will probs have to stick to expat circles

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

If you speak Portuguese

Or they just move to the Algarve which is the Anglo colony where there is no need to learn the local language and still live like a colonial administration officer, the Anglo-Burger dream!

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Yeah, when I go to algarve it makes me feel like I am the tourist there

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Can you cut off the hands of the locals if they anger you?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

thats why im leaving this country when I finish college

Like pretty much all Poortuguese youth? Portugal has the highest emigration rate in all of Europe, young people can't wait til they finish college to move to France/Switzerland/Luxembourg/the UK, a job that many Brazilians go after (including a relative of mine) is taking care of the elderly, since Portugal is full of them, and there is a large demand for nursing due to the lack of youngsters and tons of oldcels.

Ngl tho having a chat with the old Poortuguese folks is truly very cool, you have everyone from die-hard Salazarists who were born in the Overseas Provinces and think that Portugal is ran by Freemasons, to the Communists who say that the "Socialist" Party is secretly ran by Rightoids and are permanently stuck in 1974, to the 95-year-old grandmas who only consume Brazilian media and can't wait to visit Brazil, though you sadly know that given their physical health, this isn't gonna happen, so you can just describe to them what life in Bostil is like before they kick the bucket, like a lady I was a friend of did, RIP :marseysadge:

Edit: Also the most fricked up thing I saw in Portugal that perfectly describes its situation is that I out of nowhere got a funeral home ad on YouTube :marseyxd:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Like pretty much all Poortuguese youth?

yeah

Ngl tho having a chat with the old Poortuguese folks is truly very cool, you have everyone from die-hard Salazarists who were born in the Overseas Provinces and think that Portugal is ran by Freemasons, to the Communists who say that the "Socialist" Party is secretly ran by Rightoids and are permanently stuck in 1974, to the 95-year-old grandmas who only consume Brazilian media and can't wait to visit Brazil, though you sadly know that given their physical health, this isn't gonna happen, so you can just describe to them what life in Bostil is like before they kick the bucket, like a lady I was a friend of did, RIP

My family has both sides of this, in my fathers side my grandpa was a colonel who fought the MPLA in Angola during the colonial war and on my mother side my grandma was persecuted for being a communist. My great grandma also is still alive (100 years old) and only watches brazilian novelas and the sunday mass on the TV because she is too old to go the church herself.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

>thats why im leaving this country when I finish college

With how common WFH jobs are, wouldn't that be a good option to explore? Like if you overcome the tragedy of being economically level with Balkans, I'm not sure I'd take having to live next to germoids or getting mugged in some smelly french city over Portugal.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Yeah but it would have to be to a foreign company

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

You guys also decriminalized drugs right?

:marseybowl:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

yeah

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

The weather is a bit more extreme in the islands and the accent is a bit harder to understand in my opinion, they are not really gentrified yet so you would get the certified portuguese experience though. Also cheaper cost of living because of it.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Do you guys have surfing that isn’t extremely dangerous?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I don't know, I never surfed before XD

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:#marseyxd: I recall this recent article

Welcome to Portugal, the new expat haven. Californians, please go home

@Transgender_spez is this article accurate?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

it is accurate and actually got posted on /r/Portugal and created a lot of seethe, when americans approach me and try speaking to me in english I just pretend I can't speak it, or if im feeling extra devious and they ask me for directions (in english) i just give them wrong directions on purpose. If they use portuguese im merciful

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

when americans approach me and try speaking to me in english I just pretend I can't speak it, or if im feeling extra devious and they ask me for directions (in english) i just give them wrong directions on purpose.

:#marseykingcrown:

Tuga Rei do Caralho, porra!

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

lmao the average European when someone tries to speak with them in English :marseyxd::marseyxd::marseyxd:

Probably not the smartest idea to announce that you're a tourist anyway

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I hate anglos :marseyno::marseybong::marseyscooter:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:marseygivecrown:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I think you mean Brazilian :#marseyflagbrazil:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Californians really do shit up every place they go, don’t they?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

12ft.io is a paywall remover cause I'm not sure if LA Times is paywalled for the mobilecels, nothing sinister don't worry :marseyangel:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Just like the warez crackers, I am sure they do it for free.

:marseyclueless: :marseyhacker:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Don't, portugal is the eastern europe of western europe

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Dw I'm not actually gonna, the US is fantastic if you've got plenty of money lol

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

In Italy the highest authority organisation on language came out and basically called people trying to push gender neutral Italian language r-slurs for even trying, it was a brutal, academically sound takedown.

In regards to gays and stuff yes, pride parades exist but for everyday life it's normal for gay men to get assaulted if they act gay in public, especially by immigrants lol

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

In Italy the highest authority organisation on language came out and basically called people trying to push gender neutral Italian language r-slurs for even trying, it was a brutal, academically sound takedown.

Got a link for this? I also was in Italy and it was fricking unreal how much Burgerfied Italy is when compared to Portugal, even though ironically, Portuguese people speak English much more than Italians, you would expect that the most Amerimuttized country would be the one with more English speakers, but that is not the case here.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

https://accademiadellacrusca.it/it/consulenza/un-asterisco-sul-genere/4018

Italian university students are very fricked and Americanised, everyone else rejects it hugely. A lot of the tourism industry also caters to Americans that's maybe why to thought that

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Basado

!blackjack200

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Basato in italian

!slots250

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:marseyspit:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Okay I officially want out, America sucks

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Lol making posts on this sub that you want out from America being too liberal, cite southern europe as places to go might be fun

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

>I’m in Oregon and my state just legalized abortion up through the third trimester. This is incredibly disheartening and I can’t stand the way politics are going here. No one respects their elders or goes to church. I’m looking to move to southern Europe so that I can live somewhere that better aligns with my Catholic values. I’d ideally like to be somewhere that also allows for hunting and membership to a shooting club as I have numerous expensive rifles that I don’t want to give up.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

You're a bigoted, sexist butthole and I hope you never reproduce.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

This is good for dramacoin

!blackjack200

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Evil Nazi TERFs on rdrama?? OUT OUT OUT!!!

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Can't wait to visit Portugal!

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I'm in one of the remotest, most bumfrick conservative parts of America and I still see :!marseytrain:s

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Different worlds really, even the most conservative spaces in the US are liberal when compared to southern europe, this will change soon enough though with the ammount of american immigrants coming aswell as culture exports.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Also non-binary doesnt exist because our languages dont even allow it (no gender neutral)

You underestimate the r-slur power of radlibs. In my country gender neutral terms are used for inanimate objects, braindead enbies still use them and basically dehumanize themselves. :marseylaugh:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Most people here havent met a train either, ive met one

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

are they like in the internet?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

At a berine sanders event, pitching their softcover book. Black dress, smelled funny

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I went to Spain in 2002 when I was in highschool. There was a gay couple making out on the subway giving me weird looks.

Maybe Portugal just exported all the gays to Brazil.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Also non-binary doesnt exist because our languages dont even allow it

Language doesnt create genders

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Sounds pretty great, protuguese people hate bikers too.

Trans lives matter

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I’m moving to Portugual

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Link copied to clipboard
Action successful!
Error, please refresh the page and try again.