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Not even just the top threads

Not even just the most commented threads

Virtually every post, even if itโ€™s only an OP, is absolute gold

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You're really selling me on moving to Portugal lol

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Its crazy because they all want to come here for some reason, 1 in 5 posts is about coming to portugal, if you come with american wages though you will live like a king among portuguese peasants so that might be worth it.

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Implying mentally incompetent redditors could get any job in Portugal more advanced than cooking churros :marseydisagree:

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Portuguese socialist party government cucked Portuguese people with "golden visa" program, basically if you make 75000$ a year (basically nothing to american standards but its a lot here) you get a free visa with no strings attactched (selling citizenship). Because americans have so much money compared to us they come here buy all the houses and now portuguese can only leave their parents home when they are 30 years old and saved enough money.

thats why im leaving this country when I finish college

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>basically if you make 7500$ a year (basically nothing to american standards but its a lot here) you get a free visa with no strings attactched (selling citizenship).

LOL WUT? Even the most impoverished minimum wagie in America pulls down more than that yearly. I need more info. Does buying one give me untrstricted access to the Schengen Area?

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Portuguese Golden Visa provides a range of relatively affordable investment options for you to choose from in obtaining your residence permit,

You are only required to spend a minimum of seven days in Portugal per year,

Portugal Golden Visa Program gives you visa-free access to the Schengen states,

You can become a Portuguese citizen within five to six years,

Portugal is a safe, secure, affordable country with a high quality of life, solid infrastructure, superb climate, and good health and education systems.

source: https://getgoldenvisa.com/portugal-golden-visa-program#:~:text=to%20188%20countries.-,Travel%20and%20Visa%2DFree%20Countries,Europe%20without%20an%20additional%20visa.

also its 75k XD i lost a 0 by accident but still not a lot for burger standards, and with that kind of wage you are richer than 90% of portuguese and wil llive like a king unironically

Most of your foreign source income is exempt from taxation for 10 years. If the foreign income is from a country Portugal has a DTA with, then it will not be taxed in Portugal,

If you have a โ€œhigh-added-valueโ€ profession, you will get generous tax exemptions.

Even if your income is from a Portuguese source, the taxation is still at lower rates for the expats

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Portugal is a safe, secure

Donโ€™t you have like mafiosi and cartels like Italy and Galicia?

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No, there are not, one of the things that I most loved about Portugal as a Brazilian is that the place is indeed safe, being able to walk on the streets late at night with my phone out felt fricking unreal, as if I was in a simulation or something, since that is unheard of in dangerous countries like Brazil and I grew up with that mentality.

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everywhere is safer compared to Brazil

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Do you ever get flashbacks when you see two people on a scooter drive by? :marseyreading:

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since that is unheard of in dangerous countries like Brazil and I grew up with that mentality.

Also unheard of in dangerous cities like Portland and San Francisco. Portugal sounds so much better than any of these shitholes

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not that I know off

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How well can the Portugese live in Brazil?

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I never went to Brazil but I imagine its similar to the situation americans have here, because we make more money we can live more confortably there, even then I wouldnt move though because brazil is very dangerous

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There are tons of Portuguese ppl in Brazil as much as how there are tons of Brazilioids in Moortugal, the difference is that the Moors are mainly in Brazil to be sexpats getting their peepee wet, or live in beach cities after retirement, whereas Brazilians in Pooptugal are mainly in there to gain citizenship via-descent or the economic treaties between the two countries, so therefore they can get easier access to elsewhere in Europe.

That, or Braziloids are in Portugal simply because 1. it is Europe and 2. they speak the same language.

t. favelacel who lived in Poortugal.

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Brazillian Dramautists like @Sylveon will keep you safe.

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superb climate,

Portocels disagree, Porto is the most unbearably humid place I ever was in my life, even rural farms in the Swiss alps felt warmer than in Poorto.

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only brazilcels go to porto, real expats go to algarve or lisbon

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the average portuguese makes about 6.3k dollars yearly (6k euro)

because thats the minimum wage here and about half the population here works for minimum wage since they are employed by the government

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:marseyyikes:, now I understand why you are a honorary Eastern European country.

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Hmm, what are the downsides of buying a lovely villa and getting day drunk on red wine for the rest of my days?

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Early grave and it's boring imo. I've been to Europe a couple times and it genuinely feels like a retirement home. If that's what you like then live your life but everything takes forever because no one is a workaholic like in the US. If you need anything nonstandard it will take at least a month and be done poorly.


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Just go to Latin America instead. Youโ€™d get the same treatment and experience but itโ€™s cheaper, possibly nicer weather and thereโ€™s always the potential you might kidnapped or killed by some bandit, narco, guerrilla or soldier (either government or private) to keep life interesting.

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sunburns

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Do Portuguese people speak English

I hate the language but if I could be mega rich in Portugal thatโ€™s actually very tempting


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Yall srsly need to start conscripting most working age men and have them loot southern africa/asia again, much more productive use of time and money


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omg, I thought his post said $75,000

lol wtf

EDIT: I see it was a typo :marseykneel:

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Portuguese socialist party government cucked Portuguese people with "golden visa" program

Imagine my shock. Socialists and fricking over average people for ??? reasons, name a more iconic duo.

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crazy because I actually voted for them and they cucked me like that

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>voting for leftoids

:#marseylaugh:

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go frick up the place you move to as well

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Ya I mean 40+ years of Reaganomics have resulted in a paradise of broadly shared prosperity here in the states right

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only for nontards

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Yes, for the people who deserve it.

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Based and no such thing as society pilled

:#marseycapitalistmanlet:

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The average Alabaman still makes like 50% than the average Poortuguese

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It never even began for Portugalcels


Thanks team ๐Ÿ‘

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Reagan's biggest mistake was not personally burning down all the insane asylums with the inmates locked inside

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Maybe you'll find this interesting, but I get ads (google ads or w/e) to "come live in Portugal". General gist, they're looking for Americans who work remote to move and live in some village(s) in Portugal. Generically they say CoL is very low (maybe 1500/month) for a very high standard of living (clean and beautiful environment, excellent food, low crime, and otherwise quaint and relaxed living). Seems nice tbh, just feel that you'll perpetually be an unwanted guest in the country.

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If you speak Portuguese and integrate people will want friends with you, especially because you are "exotic" but if you dont you will probs have to stick to expat circles

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If you speak Portuguese

Or they just move to the Algarve which is the Anglo colony where there is no need to learn the local language and still live like a colonial administration officer, the Anglo-Burger dream!

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Yeah, when I go to algarve it makes me feel like I am the tourist there

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Can you cut off the hands of the locals if they anger you?

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thats why im leaving this country when I finish college

Like pretty much all Poortuguese youth? Portugal has the highest emigration rate in all of Europe, young people can't wait til they finish college to move to France/Switzerland/Luxembourg/the UK, a job that many Brazilians go after (including a relative of mine) is taking care of the elderly, since Portugal is full of them, and there is a large demand for nursing due to the lack of youngsters and tons of oldcels.

Ngl tho having a chat with the old Poortuguese folks is truly very cool, you have everyone from die-hard Salazarists who were born in the Overseas Provinces and think that Portugal is ran by Freemasons, to the Communists who say that the "Socialist" Party is secretly ran by Rightoids and are permanently stuck in 1974, to the 95-year-old grandmas who only consume Brazilian media and can't wait to visit Brazil, though you sadly know that given their physical health, this isn't gonna happen, so you can just describe to them what life in Bostil is like before they kick the bucket, like a lady I was a friend of did, RIP :marseysadge:

Edit: Also the most fricked up thing I saw in Portugal that perfectly describes its situation is that I out of nowhere got a funeral home ad on YouTube :marseyxd:

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Like pretty much all Poortuguese youth?

yeah

Ngl tho having a chat with the old Poortuguese folks is truly very cool, you have everyone from die-hard Salazarists who were born in the Overseas Provinces and think that Portugal is ran by Freemasons, to the Communists who say that the "Socialist" Party is secretly ran by Rightoids and are permanently stuck in 1974, to the 95-year-old grandmas who only consume Brazilian media and can't wait to visit Brazil, though you sadly know that given their physical health, this isn't gonna happen, so you can just describe to them what life in Bostil is like before they kick the bucket, like a lady I was a friend of did, RIP

My family has both sides of this, in my fathers side my grandpa was a colonel who fought the MPLA in Angola during the colonial war and on my mother side my grandma was persecuted for being a communist. My great grandma also is still alive (100 years old) and only watches brazilian novelas and the sunday mass on the TV because she is too old to go the church herself.

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>thats why im leaving this country when I finish college

With how common WFH jobs are, wouldn't that be a good option to explore? Like if you overcome the tragedy of being economically level with Balkans, I'm not sure I'd take having to live next to germoids or getting mugged in some smelly french city over Portugal.

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Yeah but it would have to be to a foreign company

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People think it's progressive on every issue because of drug decriminalization, but my understanding is that was a last resort to fix a problem

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Portugal in the 90s had a huge heroin problem with highest overdose rates in Europe, decriminalization basicaly made it so drugs werent a criminal offense but more of a "health offense" basically instead of being sent to jail you are sent to rehab programs with proper substitutes

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Your country is what dipshits in my home state of Oregon used to justify our drug decriminalization. Why they failed to account for was the fact that 1. hard drugs were basically already legal in Portland and 2. we took literally no other steps towards drug addiction treatment. Meth zombies are just allowed to roll around on the streets screaming at demons all day long.

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>Meth zombies are just allowed to roll around on the streets screaming at demons all day long.

We just haven't had anything to do with ourselves ever since rDrama's mass demopping.

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The homeless meth addicts in Portland might be even worse than jannies, somehow

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Jannies can't bother me outside

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And 3. The โ€œmedical interventionโ€ Portugal used to clean up junkies would have looked like a straight up Holocaust to Americans.

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Portugal was hot off a dictatorship. No wonder they did so well. Too bad we arenโ€™t using Duerteโ€™s solution as an example instead of portugal.

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Pretty based ngl.


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Meth zombies

Probably cut with other shit. Honestly sounds like crack, considering its one where you're still mega-fricked up even when not on it since it tears through your dopaminergic system leaving nothing behind. Honestly the only side effect of massive meth usage (for only a few years) is mild stim-induced ADD when you're off.

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You guys also decriminalized drugs right?

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yeah

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The weather is a bit more extreme in the islands and the accent is a bit harder to understand in my opinion, they are not really gentrified yet so you would get the certified portuguese experience though. Also cheaper cost of living because of it.

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Do you guys have surfing that isnโ€™t extremely dangerous?

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I don't know, I never surfed before XD

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Don't, portugal is the eastern europe of western europe

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Dw I'm not actually gonna, the US is fantastic if you've got plenty of money lol

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