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Super Smash Bros pro player decapitates his own mother.

https://twitter.com/SatelliteSmash/status/1542707742703382534?t=0T5YlnvGRJNmqPZp7qiT5A&s=19

https://komonews.com/news/local/shoreline-man-arrested-accused-of-murdering-mother-in-apartment

https://www.start.gg/user/ec0d2d56

Participated in 112 tournaments apparently

https://www.start.gg/tournament/smashed-to-pieces-3/events/super-smash-bros-ultimate-singles/set/40730646

He also lost a game to @Genteelman @schitzocel

Hey at least she's not underage :marseyxd:

In Unrelated news I'm going to super smash con this year.

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:#marsoy::#marseyhead:

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jesus I didnt think g*mer rage would ever top the russian kid that decapitated himself with a chainsaw

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>russian

>decapitated himself with a chainsaw

:marseyglow:

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What the frick??

:#marseyworried:

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fatality bro. wrong game bro.

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Average smash player wiki page (just missing sexual assult)

https://www.ssbwiki.com/Smasher:JK

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Let's see Mommy tell me to get a real job.

![](https://media.giphy.com/media/3YuR0bdGXlP6U/giphy.webp)

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ShouldnΒ΄t have used a back-air while he was charging his f-smash

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At this point I think the Smash Bros playerbase killed more people than every other game playerbase combined.

In Unrelated news I'm going to super smash con this year.

![](/images/1656697171248832.webp) Please, spray every single one of those nerds with deodorant, thank you.

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why is it always washington?

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By reading the first sentence I immediately just assumed "Smash Player (i.e. Male Feminist/Libertarian) does Smash Player things" yet again, but holy fricking shit. :#marseysweating:

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Another Smash Player taken off the streets. First it started off with grooming and now elevated to murder.

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At least it's not one I had ever heard of this time.

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Anything that isn't melee is a larp

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Its the only one not played exclusively by children

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I couldnt just go with one joke:

  • He leveled up

  • He did an up special on her

  • She asked him to shower

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Gotta hear both sides

:#marsey57:

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I'm going to super smash your mom and then decapitate her

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The concerned neighbor also told deputies she heard screaming coming from the mother’s home at 2 a.m. the same morning, followed by a series of loud thumping sounds.

Probably should've called the cops right then instead of waiting until morning.

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he was the one who answered the door when deputies arrived, even closing the door on them immediately before coming back out several minutes later.

Boldizsar admitted to knowing he was in violation of the court order when asked and told deputies Collins was at work, though he changed his story after they mentioned her car was still there.

Slickest murderer.

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Why is the Smash scene filled with so many degenerates?

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Childrens game

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You already know why. 80% of the top players id a degenerate 30 years old basement dwellers who only started to live like a human after the scene got some minor recognition in the last few years.

It’s literally is a closed inner circle of disgusting shithole that has been incubating for more than 20 years

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This event is shocking to everyone. It's normal to have a wide range of feelings - anything from fear/sadness to even relief.

imagine getting mogged by the smash scene :marseylaugh:

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The frick

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goomers

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:#marseylaugh:

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I like how that guy is clearly a white nerd and hes just dropping the n-word.

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FALCON PUNCH! FALCON PUNCH! FALCON PUNCH!

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thank god for the trigger warning! seeing plain text on a screen is extremely triggering.

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I didn't click the twitter link to see if it had more, but the first tweet doesn't even say what he did lmao

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:marseyspit: oh shit you meant it literally

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On the plus side as a smash player his hygiene will be too awful for him to worry about getting r*ped in jail

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They'll get beaten for not washing though.

Nobody wants a stinky cellie.

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>assuming prison male feminists have standards

ngmi

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I have heard some guys absolutely refuse to wash or wipe their asses as a repellant

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there's no pic of him? is he some random who

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Calm down. He is white.

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He was decently big in the Washington scene apparently.

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decently big in the Washington scene apparently

How many smash players are there in the Washington scene? I can't imagine more than 2 dozen.

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Idk a seattle tournament had 269 entries

https://www.start.gg/tournament/canceled-emerald-city-9-at-huskyx/event/ultimate-singles

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wtf when did competitive smash get that popular?

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It keeps growing, but everyone does their best to ignore their existence so if you're not part of it you won't hear about it. A significant part of the playerbase also doesn't really play anything else. Tournament organizers are happy to take their money and softly segregate them from the rest.

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there are plenty of :soyjakfront::marseynintendo: in Seattle

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In Unrelated news I'm going to super smash con this year.

:#marseybrap:

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Is it really necessary to ban him when he's going to spend the next forever in jail?

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Burgers aren't really throwing anyone in prison right now it's just a precaution for whether or not he gets probation or house arrest

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they should have used this to promote an event.

come see if you can beat a deranged murderer in smash! make sure justice is done by destroying him (in game)!

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Is it really necessary to jail him when he's been punished enough by the Smash Scene?

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Good to see that brutal murder is given the same punishment as being too flirty with the greasy bitches who hang around smash bros tournaments.

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Too flirty = sodomy with a 15 year old

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Happens to the best of us, did you see his skimpy shorts?

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Depends. Is he black because then that means we can still save him.

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what if the prison has a sweet switch setup with online

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All weapons on, no Final Destination.

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He'll be too busy getting his shit pushed in since criminals hate criminals who frick with kids or moms

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He should be forced to only play brawl forever

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As a 3DDD main, I unironically love brawl.

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Go outside.

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Trap sprung, nerd

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I miss Dedede chaingrabs. I still main him in Ultimate but he's not the same.

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What, you want Nintendo to just bring back chaingrabs without changing anything else? That's not how game design works, you have to make tradeoffs. Dedede's chaingrabs were too strong and Nintendo had to nerf him. Get over it and learn to play the new Dedede.

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I did learn how to play the new Dedede and I like him, I just think it would be cool if Dedede could still get someone to kill % off a single grab.

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Your opinion is garbage and you should feel bad.

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You should feel bad about feeling strongly about a childrens "fighting" game

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Dedede is cool and would be a more interesting top tier than "sword cute twink #12" or "combo monster skinsuit lady #7."

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