Super Smash Bros pro player decapitates his own mother.

https://x.com/SatelliteSmash/status/1542707742703382534?t=0T5YlnvGRJNmqPZp7qiT5A&s=19

https://komonews.com/news/local/shoreline-man-arrested-accused-of-murdering-mother-in-apartment

https://www.start.gg/user/ec0d2d56

Participated in 112 tournaments apparently

https://www.start.gg/tournament/smashed-to-pieces-3/events/super-smash-bros-ultimate-singles/set/40730646

He also lost a game to @Genteelman @schitzocel

Hey at least she's not underage :marseyxd:

In Unrelated news I'm going to super smash con this year.

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On the plus side as a smash player his hygiene will be too awful for him to worry about getting r*ped in jail

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They'll get beaten for not washing though.

Nobody wants a stinky cellie.

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>assuming prison male feminists have standards

ngmi

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I have heard some guys absolutely refuse to wash or wipe their asses as a repellant

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