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Modern_Major_Jefferal Major/General is the very model of a Modern Major-General:marseymajorgeneral3::marseymajor2::marseymajorgeneral:  2yr ago (x.com) Edited 2yr ago 2,445 thread views #82047

Super Smash Bros pro player decapitates his own mother.

https://x.com/SatelliteSmash/status/1542707742703382534?t=0T5YlnvGRJNmqPZp7qiT5A&s=19

https://komonews.com/news/local/shoreline-man-arrested-accused-of-murdering-mother-in-apartment

https://www.start.gg/user/ec0d2d56

Participated in 112 tournaments apparently

https://www.start.gg/tournament/smashed-to-pieces-3/events/super-smash-bros-ultimate-singles/set/40730646

He also lost a game to @Genteelman @schitzocel

Hey at least she's not underage :marseyxd:

In Unrelated news I'm going to super smash con this year.

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Is it really necessary to ban him when he's going to spend the next forever in jail?

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Is it really necessary to jail him when he's been punished enough by the Smash Scene?

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Depends. Is he black because then that means we can still save him.

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Good to see that brutal murder is given the same punishment as being too flirty with the greasy bitches who hang around smash bros tournaments.

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Too flirty = sodomy with a 15 year old

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Happens to the best of us, did you see his skimpy shorts?

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what if the prison has a sweet switch setup with online

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He should be forced to only play brawl forever

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As a 3DDD main, I unironically love brawl.

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Trap sprung, nerd

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I miss Dedede chaingrabs. I still main him in Ultimate but he's not the same.

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What, you want Nintendo to just bring back chaingrabs without changing anything else? That's not how game design works, you have to make tradeoffs. Dedede's chaingrabs were too strong and Nintendo had to nerf him. Get over it and learn to play the new Dedede.

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I did learn how to play the new Dedede and I like him, I just think it would be cool if Dedede could still get someone to kill % off a single grab.

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Your opinion is garbage and you should feel bad.

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Dedede is cool and would be a more interesting top tier than "sword cute twink #12" or "combo monster skinsuit lady #7."

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You should feel bad about feeling strongly about a childrens "fighting" game

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Go outside.

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He'll be too busy getting his shit pushed in since criminals hate criminals who frick with kids or moms

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All weapons on, no Final Destination.

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they should have used this to promote an event.

come see if you can beat a deranged murderer in smash! make sure justice is done by destroying him (in game)!

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Burgers aren't really throwing anyone in prison right now it's just a precaution for whether or not he gets probation or house arrest

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It's bullshit that they say GRAPHIC CONTENT WARNING but then don't show the crime scene photos. What a gyp.

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What a gyp.

Please don't use slurs like these. Instead use "Romani." Such as, "Hey that Romani stole my wallet!" or "Careful, there's a group of Romanis around the corner. We should put our wallets in our front pocket."

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they didn't show the crime scene photos. what a romani!

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Probably stole them.

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:marseychefkiss:

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There is a Greek expression that means "Nobody cares."

The literal translation is "There is trouble in the Gypsy village."

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lol last night when walking home a romani child asked me if i have any money to give him and i instinctively checked if my bag was zipped properly

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Frick of gyppo, away from my wallet

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🚨 ⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️ 🚨

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On the plus side as a smash player his hygiene will be too awful for him to worry about getting r*ped in jail

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>assuming prison male feminists have standards

ngmi

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I have heard some guys absolutely refuse to wash or wipe their asses as a repellant

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They'll get beaten for not washing though.

Nobody wants a stinky cellie.

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In Unrelated news I'm going to super smash con this year.

:#marseybrap:

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I assumed matricide was common among professional g*mers

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Nintendo enthusiasts are notoriously violent towards women it's well documented. Trans lives matter.

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You're a fricking idiot who obviously knows nothing about the Nintendo community. The majority of us are respectful and decent people, and the few who aren't don't represent the rest of us. Your ignorant comment is offensive and just plain wrong.

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Do you have an abuse fetish too? :marseynotes:

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I'm not the one who's into asking strangers personal questions on the internet, so why don't you frick right off.

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:marseynut:

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:marseyeyeroll:

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:marseyahegao:

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Please don't hurt your mother

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Don't tell me what to do, you idiot. Mind your own business.

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i agree kill your parents

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You're a sick individual and I hope you get the help you need.

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do it now

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I'm not your slave, so stop telling me what to do.

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Get rekt chud @Wuzizname bet you don’t even believe that trans lives matter.

https://files.catbox.moe/y2zrro.png https://i.rdrama.net/images/172082001273549.webp

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You're an idiot and you're wrong.

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your bit is horribly unfunny

:#marseykys:

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At least I'm trying. You clearly have no sense of humor if you think my bit is unfunny. Maybe you should find a new hobby, like rocks or dirt.

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:marseysneed:

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>says get new hobby

>spends time farming comment count on obscure homofascist website

:brainletchest:

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:soyquack:

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thank god for the trigger warning! seeing plain text on a screen is extremely triggering.

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I didn't click the twitter link to see if it had more, but the first tweet doesn't even say what he did lmao

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there's no pic of him? is he some random who

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He was decently big in the Washington scene apparently.

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decently big in the Washington scene apparently

How many smash players are there in the Washington scene? I can't imagine more than 2 dozen.

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there are plenty of :soyjakfront::marseynintendo: in Seattle

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Idk a seattle tournament had 269 entries

https://www.start.gg/tournament/canceled-emerald-city-9-at-huskyx/event/ultimate-singles

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wtf when did competitive smash get that popular?

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It keeps growing, but everyone does their best to ignore their existence so if you're not part of it you won't hear about it. A significant part of the playerbase also doesn't really play anything else. Tournament organizers are happy to take their money and softly segregate them from the rest.

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Calm down. He is white.

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