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DNA testing confirmed I’m a German King.

For everyone who’s ever laughed and said I’m not German just because I’m short and vegan :marseyfuckyou:

I’m also 1.5% BLACK, sub-Saharan. N Word pass for life. Imagine how unstoppable Hitler would have been with some Kang DNA.

I also have superior Neanderthal DNA.

Cope, seethe, and dilate to all the haters.

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