The White Incel

I'll never understand why moids have babyface angst.

God gave you the opportunity to be an honest-to-God cute twink and you thank Him by shooting up a school. Honestly, I don't know why He even tries anymore.

Does anybody here actually have empirical evidence that Pizza is an r-slur?

lol look what happens when MAGAtards get offended. But go off kings - I’m sure Mr. Pizza will finally be finished after this.

Also may or may not spill pee on his keyboard when trying to pee in a bottle during his WoW raid sesh

why even call yourself a man if you wear glasses? LDAR

not mentioning autism anywhere

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Unlike hapa Chad Elliot

You will never be a real wumao. You have no citizenship, you have no allegiance, you have no pay. You are a commie twisted by laziness and cute twinkry into a crude mockery of the state's perfection.

All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "friends" laugh at your r-slurred shitposting behind closed doors.

Chinese are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed them to sniff out fatties with incredible efficiency. Even Americans who are "thin" look uncanny and unnatural to a Chinese. Your weight is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a job in China, they'll turn tail and bolt the second they experience your deranged, schizophrenic ranting.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself you're winning, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a mutt is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably in America. This is your fate.

This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

Snapshots:

• reveddit.com
• archive.org
• archive.ph (click to archive)

Are you really white? You look middle eastern.

The flair says "The Real Pizza" but where are all the words words words?

I hope they’re incels their entire lives so we can remove these mofos from the gene pool

Are these all the same person? I can't tell wypipo apart

Mayocide when?

bottom row, 4th from right

Did someone clone Kantbot and Pizza together to create the most annoying man on earth?

All look like lawlz

Bottom row, 5th from left side I would sub for. Rest are gross.

Eugenics! Yummy!

hm