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Pizzashill's week goes from bad to worse

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he began seeing a surrogate, Beverlee Lewis, 48, and had intercourse for the first time.

This is why you should always go private for your prostitutes.

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You think Ted ever once considered that not only would society get to the point where we're taking care of people 24 hours out of every day, but we're also paying to jerk them off?

Imagine the dependency on the system we'll have once our smartphones get replaced with VR headsets, and Palantir automates all the whitecollar jobs. We'll all get packed into Soviet-style lofts, and receive virtual blowjobs every day within our 20 government-allotted square feet of space. Speaking of, what's been the greatest piece of American philosophy in the last 30 years: Industrial Society, or WALL-E?

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I can't wait till it is possible to simulate physical touch via VR. Also, omni-directional treadmills.

Yes, I want a readyPlayerOne-Esque society.

Why? Because my peepee is too large. I find it hard to walk because it just keeps dangling everywhere. I have to tie it in a knot around my waist to stop it from seeking the nearest bussy and sexually assaulting it. I would love to be free from this heck for once.

Also because catgirls.

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True strength is putting down the fleshlight, and picking up the ุงู„ู‚ุฑุขู†โ€Ž

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Sorry, I don't speak terrorist, could you translate it to the freedom language for me?

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My fat cousin ate bleu cheeseburgers every single day of his life and died in his 20s.

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