Seattle literally has an active subreddit dedicated to their homeless population :marseylaugh:

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Jesus what a shithole.

>7th link, dude just walks out with 5 cases of Corona

LOL.

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Tbh I would do the same thing if some store or cops wouldn’t stop me. I live in Portland though so I should just go for it.

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Even working retail years ago we could barely stop anyone anytime.

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Just trickle it up to the middle-class redditors.

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You aren't homeless so the cops might actually arrest you :#marseyxd:

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How do you know he isnt? :marseyhmm:

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Only the committed dramachads are houseless.

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Believe me, any time I walk downtown, I personally open carry a 1911. The cops litteraly don’t respond to anything. I could probably shoot someone on Burnside and slowly walk away without concern.

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>open carrying a 1911

Please tell me it's a Kimber and you keep you have a leather holster you clip to braided belt

:#marseyboomer:

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That was my concern when I was in Portland. I really needed to piss but didn't want to drive to the Burger King and ask for the bathroom password.

Like, why can't I just piss on the corner like a bum? Why do I get in trouble for it?

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:#marseyfacepalm:

Piss in a water bottle and wing it at someone's head like a normal person

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As long as you stay in Multnomah County the only things that are illegal are murder (if you succeed) and saying the n-word.

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Find some charcoal and steal his look.

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If he had worn a medical-grade mask, it could have stopped those cases of corona.

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