What the frick. I'm not a g*mer. This is bullshit. I have never played a game before. I don't even know what a "game" is (I think it has something to do with computers or balls or something?). I don't play with my balls, I'm a good christian man. I never touch my peepee or play games in bed, I save my libido for straight missionary unprotected s*x. And my computer is completely untouched by sinful "games" (BTW, I use gentoo gnu/linux). It doesn't make sense. I dedicate 100% of my time on my prayer mat or on my sigma grindset; I don't have time for games. And yet, here we are: @G*mersAreSubhuman has blocked me.
You think this is funny? You don't even know the beggining of my fury. By god, I will lay down my wrath upon you.
First they came for the traps, and I didn't speak up, because I was not a homo. Then they came for the paedos, and I didn't speak up, because I was not a libertarian. Then they came for the g*mers, and I didn't speak up, because I was not a g*mer. Then they came for me, and no one was left to defend me.
This is literally 1984. This is the future @G*mersAreSubhuman wants. I will not give in. I will not cave to your harrasment. I will fight back. All my life I've been harrased for who I am not instead of who I am. When I was little I was picked on for being a girl, even though I knew inside I was a man. When I grew up I was picked on for using linux, when in reality linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning gnu system made useful by the gnu corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full os as defined by posix... And now this? Now i'm being socially outcast for supposedly being a g*mer.
YOUR THREATS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED ANY LONGER.
This is my ultimatum for you, @G*mersAreSubhuman: If you do not relinquish your block within 24 hours, I will be FORCED to unleash my ELITE HACKING SKILLS upon you.
I will not forgive. I will not forget. And if you don't unblock me by tuesday night, I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.
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Edit: Thanks for the Coal, Kind Dramatard!
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I fall for it every time. I will learn no lessons from this and I will continue to fall for it
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You should reach out to @G*mersAreSubhuman and try to make amends. Me and
@MarseyIsMyWaifu are buds now sometimes you just need to reach out a hand in friendship.
I feel like all the episodes of Dr Phil that I've watched really are paying off today.
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You should try playing The Talos Principle. The pet email will make you πππππ if you have a soul at all. (I don't care if this is bait)
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I am here to defend my Christian brethren. I am a g*mer regrettably... And yet I have not been blocked. This leads me to believe @G*mersAreSubhuman is r-slurred.
I hope this clears things up.
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I am being serious: none of you are intelligent enough to understand why you're stupid. Usually I'm memeing or injecting a little bit of irony for fun but there is no irony here. All of you, with one or two exceptions, have little more than a thimbleful of political credibility and it stems from your complete inability to think through or research your points beyond coming to a conclusion spoon-fed to you by the culture around you since birth. None of you have the intellectual capacity to question the world around you and at least half of you don't even have the potential to develop it.
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