Can Someone Be A Dear And Donate?

To the opening of a board about lolcows, gossip, etc.

It will be easier to keep things on track in a seperate hole, someone else proved my point on the gambling bot so I don't have to hit -9k for a numerology joke now, so I promise any donations will not actually be wasted now.

I don't know exactly what I can give out in my hole but;

Donation Tiers

10K+ Staff role: Say in how the sub-culture is handled, on the council with equal power as I do(unless vote is tied, then I win). Some issues I will be firm on and overrule the council as it is actually a dictatorship but otherwise idgaf if you care about something and want to see it there.

6-9K Flair/Hat/Special Tag?: Pretty sure I can give these out to show up when posting in the hole, if not I will make it my personal mission to harass the admins until I can.

3-5k Off-Topic Thread Permission: You will be able to make threads not based on one lolcow or a drama event, general drama will have a weekly thread to post in, but with this donation tier you can frick the rules because you spent money and post about anything lolcow related even if it's just your thread for meme edits you make.

1k-2k: Special fren award, I will pester for badges over this and give them out, but not to you, you will just have one in spirit while the higher tiers will get the actual badge. (Pink Triangle is my plan)

Less than One Thousand: Personal thank you.

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Don't you get enough DC as it is from posting like once every 30 seconds?

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I'm telling you, someone keeps mixing up estradiol and adderall

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Adderol is what I took tonight, it slows my brain down instead of speeding it up as I need it.:marseybow:

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I gambled it all away Bardfinn

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🚨Bard bot alert!🚨

Reset the counter. Current counter was: 0 days, 0 hours, 8 minutes

Record is 0 days, 22 hours

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I would but I'm trying to start the /h/traps hole :tayshrug:

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Donate 10k and you can have that be incorporated r-slur

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Visigoth is a visib-word, I'll just remake this tomorrow when he has to go to his job as a walmart greeter

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He spent enough to unpin it twice, I am doxing @VisigothApologist

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@VisigothApologist I retract my earlier statements, maybe you Germoids are alright :marseyhappytears:

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Thanks man sorry about the whole sacking Rome thing

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Its ok, I didn't even LIKE the empire :marseyseethe:

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But Doctor, I am German

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I would not have s*x with him

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Found 75 Coins!

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Please go to a place full of πŸ€'s and show them the stuff you post. Hopefully we won't have to deal with you anymore.

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I did and they just fricked me until I couldnt think

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@CheeseMaker

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Are both white bois who are seething and dialating rn

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Can I pay you 500 dc now with a guarantee of 1500 mb when my tugboat comes in?

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Of course Christine.

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Sorry bardfinn idk any1 with DC

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That makes sense, youre not funny.

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@carpathianflorist

This is a threat of me being annoying to you if my demands for my donators are not met or better yet, if you don't just open this for me free of charge. Just promise a badge and bluster about flairs and I will not harass you further.

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