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iStillMissEd buter/toast Old strags best strags  2yr ago (text post) Edited 2yr ago 78 thread views #97704

I got gifted a box of liquor older than I am

:#marseydrunk:

It's great but I'm unironically upset that this wine lasted over 20 years in a cellar meanwhile my homemade wine can barely make it a year without souring

Anywho wine is great

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If your wine isn’t lasting a year, it’s being stored above 60F. Stop that.

Edit- I mean to say there’s a reason wine CELLARS exist. Cellars usually are about that temp if they’re large enough and have no windows.

edit2- I guess if if you live in some place grapes don’t grow, adjust to ensure that temp, or even maybe a bit lower, like 55 or so.

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It's in a cellar. I just really sucked at stabilizing and bottle carbonation (painted the entire cellar with apple mead once. 30 bucks wasted).

I just gave in to big home brew and now I buy wine stabilizing packet things. No more vinegar and no more bottle bombs

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I’m gonna be honest, I never tried to brew anything. I just have some experience about a decade or so ago with wine collecting, really was my then fiancé‘s thing and she was SUPER big on the temps being right. We bought one of those bachelor fridges, you know what I mean, looks like a cube, cause you can set the frickers to 50 and they really ever only get close to 55

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you know what I mean, looks like a cube, cause you can set the frickers to 50 and they really ever only get close to 55

I bought a cheap mini fridge for wine and it died all of a month after the warranty expired.

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So yeah, maybe you didn’t vacuum seal it well enough? The bottling I mean. Air will kill yah

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:#marseyshrug:

The stuff I treat with stabilizer works great so i don't really care why the other soured

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Fair enough, you bathtub wino

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We need a bath rub likker marsey

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Weird. Dunno what to tell ya. One thing I do remember is we almost NEVER opened that fridge and laid the bottles sideways.

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Anyway, we used to buy like two “great” bottles a year, that were maybe 15 years vintage or whatever, you know, like 200 dollar bottles, but we fridges aged to keep them good for the whole year till the following holiday. We did that for like four times till we broke up. Was good wine tbh, never went bad

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my homemade wine can barely make it a year without souring

Did you try not making it in a prison potty?

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Did you try not making it in a prison potty?

I use hardware store buckets

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What's with you zoomer r-slurs and the term "gifted"? We've already got a perfectly acceptable English word that means the same thing. It's "given". You know, the past tense form of the verb "give"?

Frick, if you're going to use brain dead neologisms here at least use them ironically. Like this: I was"gifted" a brain tumor by reading your post title.

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ur lucky my autocorrect even spelt liquor like that man, i spell likker like it ought 2 b

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What's with you zoomer r-slurs and the term "gifted"? We've already got a perfectly acceptable English word that means the same thing. It's "given". You know, the past tense form of the verb "give"?

fuk u that's what. stfu neighbor i'm drunk imma talk fancy

Frick, if you're going to use brain dead neologisms here at least use them ironically. Like this: I was"gifted" a brain tumor by reading your post title.

Good i hopes it's fatal

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Thanks, I love you now.

 

:#marseylove:

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:!#marseyblush:

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Red or white?

Commercial reds can have much higher tannin content which is known to cause headaches for instance.

The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko

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Red or white?

Mainly apple wine some red

Commercial reds can have much higher tannin content which is known to cause headaches for instance.

:#marseypearlclutch:

Always knew homemade was better

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I don't know much about fruit wine, my dad used to make strawberry wine but it was never intended to store over a winter.

>Always knew homemade was better

Even homemade from those kits tend to be better than most of what you can buy in stores. To get really good commercial you have to find a vineyard you like and buy direct.

The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko

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:#marseychemist2:

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Marsey's mogging you with her rosé.

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