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I decided to come up with a fun little challenge for dramatards to flex their skills. It's simple: create a new account and try to get suspended as fast as possible (temporary suspensions count too). Here are some rules so it isn't too easy:
- No g*mer words
- No calls for or threats of violence
- No DMing or pinging gigajannies
- The rules listed by LLM.
Post the time from account creation to notification of account suspension and include a brief description of what you did. Challenge ends exactly one week from now. If this ends up being popular, we can do an any% speedrun (no rules). Reward is 5000 dramacoins from LLM.
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Got Suspended ~1:00
Posted CP over tor.
That's 1(one) minute btw.
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@Landlord_Messiah, where's my dramacoins
Edit2: ~3:00 if you include the time it took me to make the account
Edit 3: Sad to see that a natural attraction is so stigmatized.
We live in a society. [Sad] [Sad] [Sad]
Edit 4: I know what the reason for the downvotes is, you guys are just jealous that you'll never be able to break the 1:00 mark. Keep seething slowrunners.
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Im calling the FBI p-do. Wtf
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Fricking p-do. I didn't think I needed to make that a rule, but I guess I underestimated the depravity of dramatards. Have you received your invitation to mod AHS yet?
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I spammed some in their sub a month ago but they banned me because they had seen it all already.
You say that like it's something to be ashamed of. Atleast I'm not a commie.
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At least commies stick to consenting adults.
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Massive cope. Go back to whatever groomer hole you came from. Commies > pedos
https://report.cybertip.org/
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Keep yourself safe
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For all we know they could be bardfinn
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I'm Spartacus
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I actually believe you
Speedrunners would do anything to be famous among 100 people for five days.
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I keep a stash in case I ever need to implicate someone. Just from my old days browsing /b/. They're all old so get caught up in PhotoDNA and reach a human immediately on posting.
I like to believe I am the reason Reddit is cracking down on tor.
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Have you ever considered killing yourself? I recommend it
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Sorry sweety, violence is a bannable offense because this site follows US laws. Reporting your comment to the admins.
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Sorry bud. Reminding you that suicide is a viable option, is not legally a threat or incitement of of violence.
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And Im getting told Im mentally ill...
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It's the Autism. They crave that attention even its negative.
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literally and unironically submitted an fbi anonymous tip including your username and public ip
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Hmm, and where did you get my IP from glowie?
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The only good libertarian is a dead one. Jesus christ have some sense.
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Good afternoon I hate men.
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What's the kazakhstan flag for hating moids?
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This guy just lolcowβd rDrama.net. Make this guy an admin immediately.
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end yourself and your bloodline please
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keep yourself safe
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sheeple be triggered
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Keep yourself safe
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Hey, can you point to me which one of them is you?
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How can someone even confirm that he did this lol.
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Lmfao. You could have posted normal porn on r/teenagers or something.
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Just post about bardfinnβs criminal history in random subs without user pinging him. Heβll find it by name searching himself and have you banned.
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At first, I was going to add Bardfinn to rule 3, but that wouldn't be good for dramacoin.
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You can tell bard dilates while looking herself up to hit that seethemaxx.
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Winner gets 5000 dramacoin Iβll sponsor
Iβll add some rules. canβt tell tr00ns theyβre mentally ill or will never be a real woman or any variant of that. Canβt be racist (Reddit will literally suspend you for calling China a shithole ask me how I know)
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Canβt believe this even needs to be stated but no CP for fricks sake
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Can we call that the King rule.
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No need to memorialise libertarians
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It's less of memorialize and more a s*x offender registry.
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Good point
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I was going to say "no CP either" bu the gigajannies are probably ok with that.
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Whoever needs me to tell them not to post CP needs fricking help.
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Barfdinn in shambles rn
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you are now followed by Aimee
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Does getting shadowbanned count?
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No
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I was going to say, that would be too easy. One time I had an account that got almost instantly shadowbanned because I posted an AI generated face of a woman and posted it to r/mtf asking for tips on how to pass a little better. I didn't think I made it obvious, but I was found out for causing coping and seething and sneeding
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lol darn cuz I was about to post my alt that got shadowbanned right away
The easiest way to do this is to go get banned somewhere (AHS is easy to get banned from) and then create an alt right away and post on the same sub with the same IP. Get banned again. A few mins after getting banned, you will get either a temp or a perma from the gigajannies for ban evasion.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Your education means nothing when it comes to to street smarts. I have bachelors, masters, and doctorate in my chosen field of study. I graduated summa c*m laude in each one. None of which has anything to do with the fact that since you started this farce, Iβve been raking your ice cold takes over hot burning coals.
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Probably just kiddy diddling larp in text is a good way. Or spamming
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Is there a max number of posts or can you go full schizo?
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There is no maximum.
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