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Bottom text lmao.
AMA
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Cute pictures of her new velvet hippo Hickory:
Some of the typical comments:
Hickory is going to need lots of tennis balls!! I love him so much. Completely adorable! 🧡💙
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He's beautiful I love him 🥰❤️ congratulations!
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Honey still seems displeased.
Displeased? She looks like she's completely disassociated. Unable to comprehend the horror of the situation.
Only 3 hours later, disaster strikes!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He's NOT a bad boy he's so sweet he only chewed on my dog's head a little bit
GOOD idea, there's too many toddlers in the world anyway
I can't be the only one who finds the juxtaposition funny between the sparkly hearts and the advice on how to stop your dogs eating each other
Bonus Post
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You either die a Kennedy with a hole in the brain or live long enough to become a Kennedy with a hole in the brain.
— Rep. Mike Collins (@RepMikeCollins) May 8, 2024
- TrappyIsBae : Honestly? Would.
- StarSix : This thread is gayer than a goatse post and you're all turbo strags
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@Poj took this before leaving for chad in the uk !friendsofpizzashill !incels !truecels
- CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM : Hey can you buy me an unban award please I love Linux and html or whatever
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This jeet is advertising food banks as a means of "saving hundreds of dollars on groceries" to other international students. Indians have a gift for finding new ways of scamming in every facet of life.
Zero trust society man. Not only does he have no shame over stealing from the poor, he's broadcasting it so that other can steal from the needy as well. Horrible.
Mass deportation should commence immediately
This is literally the top comment, holy shit. Literally every mainstream Canadian subreddit is keyed on the Jeet Question, that's how bad things have gotten.
This was posted a few days back on Instagram( you can check his account name on the video). Now he seems to have deleted the video and also his LinkedIn account because many people were spamming him and contacting his employer.
Edit: This video was also posted on the wlu sub a day ago which is probably the university where he studies.
This guy probably ruined his life over this. I'd be interested in seeing if there are actually any consequences. It's unlikely, though. His employer is probably indian and sees nothing wrong with it, and all universities are run by Marxists.
Where's the deport button
You can report immigration/visa fraud or abuse being committed by someone to the CBSA via this form here: https://bwl-lsf.cbsa-asfc.cloud-nuage.canada.ca/tip-sub-en.html
new drama strat: deportmaxxing???
EFFORTPOST "I became the world's worst redditor" An Italian zoomer made a 20 minute video explaining how he became the number 3 highest karma redditor during the pandemic. It's cringe, but he's actually pretty self aware so there's some humor in it. It's a good example of the zoomer brainrot that occurred during quarantine.
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In case you hate the shitty AI voice here's the summary
In 2018 when he was 12 he discovered reddit. He eventually finds out that there's a karma leaderboard.
By 2019 he has 3,000 karma. He cringes now looking back at his comments.
His "breakthrough" happened in March 2019 when a meme he posted got upvoted. It was even reviewed in one of Pewdiepies videos.
He makes it into /r/EternityClub realizes they're cringe and leaves.
Still he wants to make it into /r/CenturyClub. Gets banned for 3 days for telling a furry to kill himself Continues grinding and finally gets 100k and makes it into /r/CenturyClub. Realizes they're cringe 30+ year old Americans obsessed with politics and leaves.
In 2020 he turns his focus to minecraft. Gets bored with that and goes back to reddit.
He had much more time now because of the pandemic which kept him at home for almost 2 years.
Now he wanted 1 million karma. He messages Gallowboob for advice. Now he is locked in.
It took almost a year to reach 100k karma. Another 6 months to 200k. But now it only took 6 days to get to 300k.
He got every reddit award now. Some guy gave $175 worth of awards
In September 2020 he reaches 1 million points after only 47 days of grinding. It was quite fast.
Arnold Schwarzenegger even replied to one of his posts, but he didn't really know who Arnold was
Now the American election is coming up. He's an Italian kid so he knows nothing about it, but he realizes reddit hates Trump so he starts posting anti Trump memes. They do well. He learns about more American politicians and which ones reddit hates so he can get more karma
By the end of 2020 he was over 2 million karma.
He joined a groomercord some Indian guy made called Redditors United where top karma accounts could share advice. He considered them idols, but later realized they were mostly "16 year old Indians with way too much free time. Just like me."
He still wanted to grind to 10 million karma. He now posted 100 times per day at regular intervals.
Time was not a problem since he had online school and could keep Google meet open while posting to reddit.
He made a google spreadsheet to track his progress and aimed for 30k points a day or 1 million a month.
By his 14th birthday he reached 5 million. He basically just spammed posts now and at one point was averaging 90k points per day. By May 2021 he reached 10 million karma after "5 months of grinding with no breaks."
But this was starting to negatively affect his school work so he had to take time off reddit to focus on algebra
He came back to reddit. Now he wanted to be number 1. The target was 38 million "set by /u/CheetahSperm18, a porn addicted American man who posted naked anime girls everyday."
Someone gets suspicious and sees that this zoomer posted at almost the same times everyday. They assume he's a bot so he gets banned from the /r/BotDefense system. This banned him from 3k subs.
Undeterred he carried on eventually reaching 25 million karma.
Now he was back at in person school so he would run home when it finished and spam reddit with more posts. During this time he got banned twice. But appealed them successfully.
The start of 2022 was great because Putin invaded Russia so now he could spam Zelensky.
But he notices his karma started slowing. He was banned from too many subs. Had to focus on school. So he took 3 months off.
He claims now is when he learned python and made a bot to automate his posts. Posting 360 times a day.
People got mad. Someone reports him and reddit permanently bans him for content manipulation. Other big accounts got banned as well.
Now he was free to touch grass and just posts to his youtube.
Proving that reportmaxxing works!
I saw this here
I didn't plan to watch it all due to the annoying voice, but the autism of it drew me in. Where were this kids parents. Absolutely r-slurred. At least he got away from it eventually.
- Elon_SUSk : /h/vampire
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Bear, because statistically, women have crashed at least a thousand times more vehicles than bears, or any other carnivores for that matter. I want to live.
A bear bc apparently I'm statistically less likely to sexually assault it.
As someone who was once injured in a car accident where the women was driving, i'm entitled to speak on this matter....so id go with bear.
SamohtGnir 81 points 1 day ago locked comment
Silly joke, women can't drive cars.
travellingathenian -22 points 22 hours ago locked comment
That's funny considering most accidents are caused by men
bonus seething in the cross posted thread on r/BlatantMisogyny
I want to report spam or abuse
This is abusive or harassing
It threatens violence or physical harm
At me
Would you rather be in a car driven by a woman or a bear?
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