Is it a scam for money? Are they putting in tracking devices?

My guess is, it's just for fun. I trust dentists less than aliens.

Jim Can't Swim? More like Jim Can Goon!

This guy is the narrator of the JCS channel, looks like a complete peepeepig gooner

That's all

To preface this I was dead scrolling through Reddit as our species tends to do on weekends— and I noticed this post with like 20k upvotes of this strange little guy. My first instinct was wow look at this weird potato but then I looked at the subreddit and saw that it was an alien subreddit. Thinking this must be some sort of joke I immediately slammed on that open comments button.

What I found was truly baffling. Everyone believed it! It took me a solid 5 minutes to scroll through to the bottom to find any type of criticism of the picture in question. And that's when the slap fights commenced the further down you go.

If you want a good laugh just honestly sort by best but since this is SRD here's some spots that I noticed and there's a lot more that I didn't have the time to link.

Here

Here

Here

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1ai2ue1/ralienbodies_has_found_their_alien_and_if_you?sort=controversial

TLDR: (I THINK) it's Cordyceps, probably a member of Ophiocordyceps.

Edit for details/clarity: OP, allthedimmerswitches, posted a garden photo to /r/MushroomID, an educational Reddit page.

Link to Reddit comment prompting cross post.

Mushroom ID has locked the post and it is around 1,000 comments.

The mushroom ID sub, /r/mushroomID frequently has fun with this issue of Cordyceps, and has taken to quickly denote the described post here as an alien body.

Users recommended OP to post in the /r/AlienBodies subreddit, which also received the image in good humor.

Estimated X-files streaming bump across Hulu/Amazon Prime, +2,000 (±250).

Imagur link for visualization.

ETA: dude, what did speech to text do to my title?

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1ahwba1/fungi_called_alien_body_called_an_alien_body?sort=controversial

Spooky perverts who like to watch from a distance

And today's cryptid is Beruang Rambai, bear/primate like creature from the forests of Borneo. Shoulder height of 4 feet, and 6 feet while standing upright. Based on received accounts, it's "neither bear nor orangutan". pic.twitter.com/XAs7z7Fnw5

— NemoralisArt (@NemoralisA) January 28, 2024

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Local tribes discussing the creature

There's all kinds of legit scary people and creatures wandering the jungles of the rural areas of the Philippines at night. And even they are afraid of the aswang.

I'll find some better examples. Unfortunately it's harder than heck to find any good stories in English these days because zoomers want to make everything into a tiktok and google is useless. I'll have to do some more searching. I wish I was still in touch with the people who used to give me real time updates on rumors of aswang packs on the move in their provinces.

Why so? It is a mystery

For every master spy who steals important secrets and changes the course of history, there's a hundred of these.

Being stuck in in the hospital at 05:30 I took advantage of the opportunity to watch the New Tang Dynasty (Falun Gong) segment. It was in the middle of talking about aliens so I noted down what I saw as fast as I could. (The Americans' names were printed in English.)

• Classic gray aliens

• Shanghai waterfront

• police lights

• random black guy

• flying saucer

• Phil Schneider

• Charles Hall

• "Meiguo" - I think shows ufo sightings in America

• nebula

• Macchu Piccu?

• David Charles Grusch

• tard testifying at congress

• Edgar Dean Mitchell

• the Pentagon

It seems American UFO bullshit is very important to them, but they're not mentioning the elite of our UFO bullshit community, the guys around Hal Puthoff.

I'll always love Falun Gong though because one time on public access they put on a show with medieval people wearing incredible drip . There was a moral dilemma over whether it's ethical to become a doctor when you don't want to heal anyone, you just want to get in a position to assassinate your enemies.

It was of course Dae Jang Geum. That's when I started watching k-dramas.

Yeah >Vice but this is a truly r-slurred story.

The Wikipedia Article for the abridged version