Auriane Nathalie Laisne was on a Tik Tok ghost hunting mission in Italy when her blood drained body was found in an abandoned church – and cops think could have been a human sacrifice.

A while ago, my friends and I were theorizing about who was more likely to believe in ghosts, when I stumbled upon a fascinating discovery. From a sample size of ten episodes of ghost hunters, I found that fat people are more likely to believe in ghosts. In one episode, a woman was talking about getting sexually assaulted by a ghost, and she was so fat we all knew it wasn't true. Testing my brilliant hypothesis, I have issued this poll below:

I believe in ghosts, and I am:

The answer, is YES

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This is a good summary of everything we know so far. Basically during the Cold War the Austrians had a tacit understanding with both sides that they could do cloak and dagger shit against each other in Vienna as long as they didn't get out of control. The scandal now is that lately the Russians have been breaking the rules by spying against Austria itself and running assassination plots from there.

One of the more bizarre parts of the story is how deeply involved the company Wirecard was. They were a payment processor or something and the darling of the Eurotrash high tech world, a rare case of a company that could compete with Silicon Valley and Asia. It turned out it was a scam and the management had been working for the Russians. When their house of cards started to collapse they stole everything and fled to Russia.

We're now learning that the CEO of Wirecard was doing James Bond villain shit in Vienna, personally meeting with his spies in the Austrian glowiesphere to receive stolen USB drives and stuff. Even Shkreli isn't this cool.

We The People power was loud and clear at the celebration of America’s Future 78th Anniversary at Mar-a-Lago on March 28. Musicians and American patriots Jimmy Levy and the Trump Latinos performed, Vivek Ramaswamy was presented with the Fearless Fighter For Freedom award, and the… pic.twitter.com/iAKdcmMXUK

— America's Future USA (@Amerifuture) April 2, 2024

Article.

Also DDR is literally Satan or something idk:

Edit forgot this too.

After the Solar Eclipse, Billions of Cicadas Are Coming amid Rare Double Brood.

Brood XIII and Brood XIX are set to emerge during the same spring for the first time in 221 years.

A few weeks after the April 8 solar eclipse, two broods of periodical cicadas will emerge, and… pic.twitter.com/gQvyGjroaF

— Shadow of Ezra (@ShadowofEzra) April 2, 2024

The skitzo are loving it.

Why is CERN being reactivated on April 8, the same day as the infamous eclipse? Supposedly, the particle collider can accelerate protons to a rate that’s only 7 mph slower than the speed of light, resulting in 11,000 trips around its ring per second. After CERN started its Awake… pic.twitter.com/fzqPCUJ50M

— Nick Hinton (@NickHintonn) March 27, 2024

THIS GUY STOLE MY JOKE. I didnt even read the comments before thinking this would make a good post for /h/spooky:

As far as I can tell his evidence basically boils down to:

• It looks like a pyramid to me.

• Radiocarbon dating of the soil in it comes back with a result of 25,000 years.

The normies respond with:

• It looks like a hill to me.

• There's zero evidence that the soil is related to any human activity.

• That's not even how radiocarbon dating works. The soil samples have carbon-14 deposited by the roots of countless plants over millenia.

Why does the global normie conspiracy always oppress scholars who think outside the box?

>glowing ball of fire sits in the sky

>nobody is paying attention to it

>everybody thinks this is normal

>you're not allowed to look at it too much

This is awfully suspicious. What is the sun really? It appears to have mind control powers to make us not want to think about it or question it. I can feel it's power now as I'm writing this.

Radiocarbon dating is presented in pop science as a magical technique where you just point your tricorder at old stuff and it tells you exactly how old it is and it's 100% reliable. In fact it's really complicated. The level of carbon-14 in the atmosphere changes year to year and also seasonally. If the sample was ever immersed in water that can change it. It's not very precise for archaeology as anything recent you'll get a range of a couple centuries.

The biggest problem is finding the right sample to test. It can tell you when living tissue died. The problem is, you're probably trying to figure out how old an inanimate object like a building or statue is. So you have to do it indirectly, testing something like a bit of charcoal that you found nearby that you believe dates back to the same time as the object you care about. It's easy to make a mistake and test material from a totally different time.

Our enterprising r-slur just ignored all these difficulties. He decided that some hill in Indonesia is a pyramid built in the ice age or some shit to fit in with whatever Graham Hanpeepee is peddling. So he just randomly tested bits of mud from the hill until he found something 8,000 years old and claimed that his "pyramid" is really old. Who needs truth when fantasy is more fun?

Within the last 48 hours, both Ron Paul and General Flynn have warned of a coming “Black Swan event”.

These two men have been pretty accurate over the last decade. It might behoove us to listen.

The enemy will not roll over and allow Trump to win. They have something planned. pic.twitter.com/mMQDp0k8uK

— Clandestine (@WarClandestine) March 20, 2024

Cbf effortposting etc.

real or....

1- Fearsome critters

This covers a few different ones but I feel I can lump these together. Fearsome critter stories stared within American logging camps as a way to haze new members and as a way to explain natural phenomena (loggers going missing late at night, strange sounds in the forests, having to be drunk on the job).

Some of them are maneaters and some of them mostly harmless but all are super wacky looking.

The hugag is my favorite

He's like a moose-camel-duck

2-Selkies

Selkies are creatures that can shapeshift between human and seal. Stories of this legend come mostly from Scotland, Ireland, the Faroe islands, and Iceland. A Selkie sheds their seal skin when they turn human and can only turn into a seal again with it. A lot of stories revolve around creepy moids waiting for selkies to turn into a human so that they can steal their seal skin and forcefully marry them. Real moid moment

I like the theory that the story of Selkies started when Finnish, Sami, and eskimos came into contact with the Scottish and they simply believed them to be a whole other species.

3- Set animal

The Ancient Egyptian God Set was identified with this guy

There's not much else to say other than that they made up a whole new kind of animal.