!animalposters there are bugs

!grillers !boozers I had some 6.8% beers

!thin git fit or get hit

!besties I wanted to share this with you!

!tops I topped a giant peepee rock

I chopped some habaneros last night to put in this yummy ground beef dish for dinner and washed my hands. Told myself ok don't touch your face. Sit down and watch Archer (adult cartoons I'm a cuck yay) and all of a sudden my nose starts burning. Didn't even realize I was doing it!! Frick I'm gonna get Alzheimer's if I don't stop right? That's what the studies say. So any of you have this problem?? I need to find a way to stop mining nose gold all day...

I had a phone for a while as a yute, realized the only people calling me where people I didn't want to talk to, canceled it and have been going phoneless for 11 (nearly 12) years.

inb4

I cant typea porpoer just ask me whatever I will tell you hhonest truth you riggers.

This is your last warning.

Whoever came up with the idea of happiness itself being a product to be chased was gay.

Happiness is the outcome of doing things that are biologically useful to you.

All useless things that make you feel happiness are glitches in the system used by megacorporations to make you buy and worship next product.

You weren't designed to be happy. Happiness was designed to make you feel good about doing things that helped your chances of reproductive success.

You weren't supposed to fall so deep into abstractions that you thought watching something on screen was as good as the real thing.

You were supposed to use your capacity for abstractions to create things that you then used in your real life to feel good about shit.

You were meant to be a creator not a consumer.

All your base ingredients have been misused to give you the bare minimum to stay too addicted to pursue the maximum potential possible within you.

You have been cheated of a life and you should be angry enough to tear out the wires put inside of you by the world to which you are just another product and gear in the supply chain.

You were supposed to get a job to make the money to do things that you want to do that made your life better, not get a job to buy next product, or get a job to be a gear in somebody else's machine.

You willingly made a slave out of yourself long after slavery was banned. And that is your biggest tragedy. That you voluntarily chose the circus over the struggles that would have given your life meaning even to yourself.

Do things that will make your life better in the long term.

Stop being a loser to yourself.

Ask me anything I will answer as honestly as I can as long as its not a self doxx. I promise not to lie or troll. Ask me anything.

I'm sure tons of people here can tell me about it.

If you have to get a shit cappucino then pay cash not card. These "people" are evil and twisted

Some of you might know how horrible they were to me and they will continue until we STOP THIS

It's only 1h from Paris and the housing prices are half that of the Parisian suburbs.

Also the city looks great and it's very country-like.

Plus there isn't a lot of crime so probably not too many youths:

What do you guys think?

I can probably buy a big house with plenty of rooms if one of you want to emigrate and be my bangmaid (@kaamrev , @Aevann, @sneedman )

Why would you mutilate an innocent child?

Here are a few of the babies! We got one rooster out of 9 chicks, and he's into an older, hyper-reproductive older hen lmao they're all doing well together with the older hens

!truecels it never ends

My mom got great pictures of the lights last night but I couldn't see any across town at my place aren't they gorgeous?

Frickin' SIKE

You've never seen that shit because it's never happened.

Circumcised chads CANNOT STOP WINNING.

Sugar free drinks are good, I dunno why fats seethe over them not "hitting the spot". You're fat and your taste buds have been accustomed to 200 grams of sugar in one sitting.

lol fu AMD

pic unrelated

https://incels.wiki/w/Scientific_Blackpill

1. Be fit

2. Be good looking

3. Be rich

4. Status is only important to the extent that it reflects that you are rich and good looking

5. Be white

6. Personality - Be masculine, don't outwardly display empathy, be dominant, be manipulative, be anti-social without consequences.

7. Be tall

8. Keep things slightly unstable at all times

9. Have s*x and as many sexual partners as you can for good mental health

10. Be competitive against other men

11. Be in the top 5%-20% of whatever you are doing

12. Don't show remorse

Note:

Being kind or being a provider (and nothing else) doesn't work in the majority of cases. It is not expected of men nor is it desired of men to not be selfish.

!animalposters cutest sheep ever, not mine! Mister Man and I had a lovely time at a local May Fair. I had three lemonades and lots of yummy treats, plus I bought gifts for my mom and grandmother we bought new sunglasses and a small lucky cat. My poor money-grubbing heart was crushed by the prices of everything at the end of the day, darn that food was good though haha how'd you kids spend your day? I hope you enjoyed your Thursdays!

except I shaved down a copper pipe and a nickel because I'm not an Edo period warlord

I love this frickin guy, just look at his face!

Trying to get back into it

Other than that my bussy is clean and well scoped, no pre cancerous polyps this time!