My dog chewed up my glasses

How fricking dumb are PhDs to email me late at night on Sunday asking me to drive 2 hours to a job I actively want to get fired from without being too obvious?

They're supposed to be some of the smartest people in the country but still haven't figured out that the faster I get fired, the faster I can frick off to Goombling and doing nothing. I didn't respond to their emails because I wasn't be a fricking loser and drinking all night with friends, something they know nothing about. They'll be lucky I sign into teams on time, luckier if I'm not shitfaced drunk and even luckier if I actually listen to what they have to say.

The one where she's sat on the gun and someones revving the shit outta the engine, was shot on shitty flip phone cam.

Feels bad man

I was fricking at the fricking grocery store today and there was a fricking downie bagging my groceries. I've seen this kind of thing at other stores and thought it was fricking weird.

Are fricking they allowed to pay them submininum wage or something, b-word?

@pizzashill @Lappland @Chad_Thunderballs

REI just did a a sale and I picked up a tagged out from Benchmade. I like it a lot

Probably the best yield I have ever had and it was super dry this summer on top of it. Grass looks green now because we have had a couple inches of rain the last week so stuff livened back up.

!homeowners post your bounties.

All the dogs in my neighborhood are constantly barking at each other and barking at people walking by their houses. I can't even go into my own backyard without my neighbor's collection of mutts barking at me through the fence.

Can I just get some goddarn peace and quiet?

Like look at where we are already with @TouchFluffyTails and how he cranks out dozens of high-quality pieces all the time like it's nothing. Look how cute this one is!

It's Marsey (a catgirl) hanging out with an actual cat. It's conceptually interesting and the execution is really cool and the same thing would have taken a human many many hours of work.

In a few years we'll surely be able to just like input shit we like into some drag & drop thing to create a dataset of music we enjoy and the AI will pump out a functionally limitless amount of completely original works perfectly tailored to our ultra-specific tastes.

There's no point to this thread, I just remembered the image and thought of custom robomusic and got a lil excited.

Why?!? It had two figs already and was going to give me so many more next season.

Yesterday I pulled out of my street to find what I thought was my baby boy raccoon dead on the side of the road. I wrapped him in a towel and brought him to the ritual raccoon burial ground, then took a nap.

When I woke up both my boy and girl raccoons were alive and waiting for me at the back door.

These motherlovers all look the same.

Realized I haven't checked the mail in a couple weeks. Multiple hospitals sent me letters for a Brianna. I checked who I bought the property from and unless a property management firm used to be called Brianna, I apparently need to get a Hep C, breast exam, get another physical and get an MMR vaccine.

My parents were invited to a birthday party this week for some lesbian parents kids birthday. When my mom and him were talking it went like this…

>“who is Casey's husband?”

>”She doesn't have a husband, she has a wife”

>”Why would she do that?”

>”Because she's gay…”

>”Yeah, but whose the husband and whose the wife”

Apparently this conversation went on long enough that it was easier not to bring my dad than to explain to him. He understands gay men, but gay women are strange to him. It's like taking 2 cups and stacking them the wrong way…

Anyways we're grilling some burgers this weekend… I love boomers and brown boomers so much it's unreal

It has mutated and it's not that big of a deal anymore. ??? It's not like HIV, it's a self-limiting illness.

Btw I was covid negative this morning (just tested bc I had some I had ordered last year and was curious) but I did test positive for Bimothy-19.

Are you sick with something now/within last two weeks?

I'm not poor but phones do not interest me in the slightest, so while all the stupid people participate in some sort of mobile phones arm race, I just keep what I've got until it breaks.

Well, it happened last week and all the dorks at work were all "OMG you have to wait until the Pixel 8 Pro is announced!* or "Dude right the iPhone Bully XL Max 69 is only £1200".

Me being clever just ordered the cheapest mid-range Sony I could find because rdrama.net is actually far more lightweight than a lot of people realise so I don't need heaps of pointless power that uses the battery up in a morning.

Anyway, you guys, it has now been 48 hours since I last charged my phone and guess what percent my battery is on?

59%!

Incredible.

Lesson for everyone: buy mid-range phones. They're better.

Thanks for reading my blog.

>be me a few years ago

>get shitty hard hat side job for $$$

>coworker is a literal WE WUZ KANGZ with jokes

>be forced to listen to his rants and jokes for months

>get fed up finally and report for harassment

>HR drug test me and sends me home for my Adderall

>one month later they terminate my employment

>”lol ok”

>still gets phone calls from ex-coworker to this day

I love her and don't mind her staying at my house, but can I get more than an 8 hour heads up? I'm not going to be home until until about 7pm tomorrow so I have no idea what she's going to do. I had the lockbox removed after the contractor finished the work weeks ago so she can't get into the house. Weather is also absolute garbage so I have no what she is planning but hopefully it's getting a hotel and not breaking one of my windows.

I got two off the top of my head, for America.

First is universal healthcare but you need to be no larger than “overweight” bmi to get it. Yea some smallfats would slip through but I need to account for swole brothers. I don't think much more is needed to elaborate on this.

Second is basically eugenics but voluntary. Offer every man and woman of birthing age 25k to get their tubes tied or balls snipped. The people that would take advantage of it are the poors and we can stop their bloodline and generational bad decision making. They get a few bucks to sperg out on consoom shit (Jordan's, Funkos, whatever foods buy, etc) and us normals can then produce viable offspring for the future of the country and in 20 years all the gang violence, and 99% of the r-sluration would be cleaned up as the people that perpetuate these things are not reproducing. Look what happened to the murder rate 15-20 years after Roe v Wade. This is that on steroids.

I am suddenly super congested and idk what came over me??? I am thankfully on PTO this week but wtf. I just ordered an assload of cold and allergy medicine from Getir. I am suffering. Send good vibes.

Edit: msg to a friend but applies to my rdrama homies

https://voca.ro/16LI1bzsunNW

Edit 2: I work with biologics coordinators (usually they are nurses) bc I deal in high dollar biologics not normal drugs. This is why I talk about “my nurses”. Yes I sell drugs. No I will not say which one. (The callout comment was removed bc chud award but wanted to clarify)