I got a lot of people to cape.

thread x10,000

I recently got into it and I'd like to express it, which is my right as a participant of the free market. Otherwise I'll switch to another board which enables me to do so

Central time, one place to hear all about the darn drama I had to keep unspilled thanks to a lolcow.farm janny loving child porn and erasing the proof about it.

Jannies can run, they can hide, they can try to, but I always have a way of finding them.

I will find them at their weakest hour.

And in the darkness, bind them.

NO NEWCUTE TWINKS ALLOWED, GO KEEP YOURSELVES SAFE INSTEAD PARASITES.

Edit: Tall is 6’4+ other manlets should use regular bmi

So here is the trick, you can either do this slow or fast.

For slow:

Fry your vegetables and cook your poached eggs separately.

For fast:

Boil your vegetables, throw the retail noodles into the same water once it is boiling. The eggs also throw in directly as you mix into the pot after the noodles.

Process for fast:

1. Cut some carrots.

2. Throw in some corn.

3. Take out some peas.

4. Put all three in the cooking utensil with water.

5. Start heating till it is boiling.

6. Meanwhile take eggs, batter than or mix em or whatever is the term in a bowl.

7. Add salt and spices to mixed in eggs.

8. Once water with vegetables starts boiling, throw in the retail quick cooking noodles into it.

9. Add the flavor powder that comes with instant noodles.

10. Mix the stuff so that there is no noodle above water or unmixed powder left.

11. Now let the eggstuff flow into the boiling bowl as you keep mixing it.

12. Take about 30-60 seconds of mixing to let the bits of egg cook up a bit and mix with the noodles.

13. Shut off the heat.

14. Throw a slice or two of cheese on top.

15. Enjoy your meal.

Process for slow:

1. Cook the noodles separately in bowl.

2. Fry the vegetables in a pan with some oil. Idk if butter would work.

3. Poach/ half fry/ bulls eye/ sunny side up, the eggs in a pan separately.

4. Once noodles are cooked, throw in the fried vegetables and mix the stuff.

5. Then place the half fried eggs on top of the noodles neatly.

6. Place a slice or two of cheese on top.

7. Enjoy your meal.

Note:

There is a high possibility of the meal putting you in a food coma if you try to eat an entire giant bowl by yourself.

I was not gay. It is a lack.

>But you practice self criticism and you talk like a book.

It would be better if I w:ere gayer, he said, I could never learn it.

>And the gay ones are all dead?

No, he said. Basilio is gay.

>Then he'll die, she said

Guess the book or author. No googling

Nazi vhat nazi?

No1curr

Who?

Chord tabbed by: Chris Rorrer on 2 Feb 07

Email: [email protected]

Tuning: Standard E

C    F    Dm   G    C7   Am

e|--0----1----1----3----0----0--|

B|--1----1----3----0----1----1--|

G|--0----2----2----0----3----2--| Chords with an exclamation point ex. C!

D|--2----3----0----0----2----2--| indicate that the chord is only strummed

A|--3----3----X----2----3----0--| once and rings out.

E|--0----1----X----3----X----X--|

(Intro)

F F C Am Dm G C G

(Verse 1)

C F Dm

Sit down my sons, I’ve something to say

G C

What my father told me on his dying day

C F Dm

And now to my own sons, I pass this along

   G                                 C    F C G

For my time is at hand, and soon I’ll be gone

C F Dm

I’ve tried to teach you what’s right and what’s wrong

G C

Be upright, be honest, be brave and be strong

C F Dm

Be kind and be true to the good friends you’ve made

      G                         C      C7

And never turn down a chance to get laid!

CHORUS 1:

   F

Do the Young ones, the old ones,

C

The hot ones, the cold ones

G                    C

The scags, the hags, the free and the paid

   F

Do the rich ones the poor ones

C            Am

The drunk on the floor ones

       Dm                     G

If they’re ugly son pull down the shade

      F           G             C

And never turn down a chance to get laid!

Interlude

F F C Am Dm G C C G F C G

(Verse 2)

C F Dm

Oh boys now I lay here my body all broke

G C

I pray you’ll be heedin’ these last words I spoke

C F Dm

As I meet my maker I clearly now see

G                                        C   C7

Why all of your mothers are so pissed off at me

CHORUS 2:

       F

So, do the big ones, the small ones

C

The short ones, the tall ones

G                          C

The street walking hooker, the cooker of pain

   F

Do the flat chested screamer

    C            Am

The big breasted big beamers

  Dm                       G

Never mind if she’s fertile or spayed

      F           G             C      C7

And never turn down a chance to get laid!

CHORUS 3:

   F

Do the sleazy, the easy

C

The smelly, the greasy

G                       C

The smutty, the slutty, the chubby ones too

   F

Do the classic two bagger

    C           Am

The two legged tail wager

Dm                           G       G!

And boys you’ll know when you’re through

        F!            G!                       C!

When you’ve found one you love who loves who loves you

          C7!

But until you do

CHORUS 4:

   F

Do the black ones the white ones

C

The loose ones the tight ones

G                         C

The freaks do the geeks, the uniques and all the antiques

   F                        C          Am

Do the nasty and the mean, the obese the obscene

      Dm          G

But never turn down a chance

   C        Am

Always go for romance

  Dm          G

Never turn down a chance

   C          Am

Always go for the pants

      F           G             C    

And never turn down a chance to get laid!