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based cat?

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This is war
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Three hour video on some gay furry cartoon shit
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Taylor swift released a new song last night!

I like it but I don't think it's one of her greatest hits. I've also never seen the movie though and she was probably trying to match the tone of a scene.

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Just a quick list I'm getting drunk at 8am so can't prioritize this shit.

Befriended a prostitute from inceltears and fell in love with her

Tried to move into her neighborhood

Had mental breakdowns weekly and texted her dozens of paragraphs each time

Asked her to describe s*x

Tried marijuana for the first time with her and had a meltdown

Befriended a girl from Europe over reddit

Stuck with me for years of mental insanity

Destroyed it by lying about being r*ped by 3 guys at a gay bar

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This woman didn't do anything wrong, now she's being held as a political prisoner by the orcs.

Also a funny reddit thread about the switch

https://old.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/v7pa4e/is_a_prayer_vigil_for_brittany_griner_appropriate

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The album for Pearl Jam's 1992 performance on MTV Unplugged released in late 2020! At the time, it gave me enough of a live music experience that I temporarily didn't feel like blowing my brains out during lockdown. :#marseycontemplatesuicide:

Here's the video of the performance:

I think the audio in the video's scuffed compared to the album release. If you want the album audio to sync with the video, start the video ~0:06.

Eddie Vedder looking pretty good here :marseybooba:

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hi

hello :)

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LET ME INTO THE COUNTRY CLUB I AM NO LONGER ASKING

:#marseytrollgun: I KNOW THE TITLES ARE FAKE IM NOT THAT DUMB LET ME IN I WANT TO SEE YOUR SECRETS!!!!!

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@Aevann @DEADGIRLINTHEPOOL @schizocel @geese_suck @idio3 @Joan_Wayne_Gacy

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Can we get an infinity symbol in the form of the Marsey alphabet?

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:marseyhmm: THINKERS :derpthinking:
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Biden Pushes Congress for Three-Month Gas Tax Holiday
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Copy before :marseyjanny2: gets to :marseyschizotwitch:

these peole have proven time and time again to be cruel, hearless pieces of dog shit that literally voluntarily spend their time kicking people who are suffering when they are down, making ALL SORTS of negative assumptions about those people by being arrogant, condescending, and egotistical in order to MAKE THEMSELVES FEEL BETTER at the expense of others.

why do you people allow this?

i come to this sub reddit to literally vent and it's truly unbelivable to me that I can be met with SO MUCH CRUELTY by these fricking soul-less pieces of shit.

because they cannot stand that THEY THEMSELVES ARE SELL-OUT HYPOCRITES THAT ACTUALLY HAVE NO MORALS OR VALUES WHAT SO EVER

this is who these people are! they have proven it time and time again.

they dont care about you, or the pain the suffering of the millions of people suffering on this planet.

they want you to SHUT THE FRICK UP becase you are bothering their fricked up grotesque bullshit state of mind they are cultivating in order to survive, and your pesky venting about how cruel and fricked up the world is REFLECTS TO THEM HOW MUCH THEY HATE THEIR LIVES AND HOW MUCH THEY SOLD OUT AND HEY HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO ME!!!!

so the ONLY WAY for pathetic hypocritical pissants like them to feel better about themselves is to SHIT on those suffering.

these people are the scum of the universe. when the revolution happens DO NOT LOOK TO THESE PEOPLE FOR HELP. becuase these are the types of fricking scumbags that would sell you and your family out in order to survive. THAT IS HOW SPINELESS AND FULL OF FEAR THESE PEOPLE ARE.

fricking scumbag fricking cowards.

you make me fricking sick and congratulations for compromising one of the last places where people can express how fricked up this world is and RUINING IT BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN MENTAL INSANITY.

frick ROABWADE and INSANEINTHEBLAIN. i hope you people lose whatever bullshit you've managed to get in your life so that you can truly know what it feels like to suffer. and when that happens i hope people are CRUEL to you just like you have been to COUNTLESS OTHERS who have come to this sub to vent in order to find a moment of solace

You know waht i'm proud of ROABC*NTWADE? Being able to see fricking monsters like you for what you are. Your pathetic, pathetic ilk are literally the enemy of all of us. And one day this will come back to you. ANd you will deserve it.

eat shit and frick off you soullless pieces of fricking garbage. the world would be a better place with out the both of you

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Andrew Bird - Not a Robot, But a Ghost
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Am I r-slurred? How the frick do country club posts work:questionmark:

I think I got baited by css

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[FEATURE REQUEST] Death pool aka deadpool

A dead pool, also known as a deadpool or death pool, is a game of prediction which involves guessing when someone will die. Sometimes it is a bet where money is involved.

A typical modern dead pool might have players pick out celebrities who they think will die within the year. Most games start on January 1 and run for 12 months, although there are some variations on game length and timing.

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In order of appearance:

  1. 30 Rock

  2. Better Call Saul

  3. Seinfeld

  4. Arrested Development

  5. Community

  6. The IT Crowd

  7. Bill Burr Paper Tiger

  8. Space Force (I tried it. I really did.)

  9. The Gentlemen

  10. Saturday Morning All Star Hits!

  11. Disenchantment

  12. Breaking Bad

  13. Narcos Mexico

  14. Big Mouth

  15. Ash vs Evil Dead

  16. Night Stalker The Hunt For A Serial Killer

  17. W/ Bob & David

  18. I Think You Should Leave With Tim Robinson

  19. The Midnight Gospel

  20. An Evening With Beverly Luff Lin

  21. Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House Of Fun

  22. James Acaster Repertoire

  23. The Ballad Of Buster Scruggs

  24. Tom Segura Ball Hog

  25. Taxi Driver

  26. Jeen-Yuhs A Kanye Trilogy

  27. Zach Galifianakis (remember him?) Live At The Purple Onion

  28. F Is For Family

  29. Middleditch & Schwartz Completely Improvised Comedy Specials

  30. Wet Hot American Summer First Day Of Camp

  31. Hannibal Buress Comedy Camisado

  32. Tom Poppa You're Doing Great!

  33. Bad Trip

  34. Netflix Presents The Characters

  35. Norsemen

  36. Hail, Caesar!

  37. Murder Among The Mormons

  38. The Trial Of The Chicago Seven

  39. Judah Friedlander America Is The Greatest Country In The United States

  40. Don't Look Up

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MARSAYCUTETWINKV5

Hey @chiobu, is there anything else that needs fixing?

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Some good news for you nerds. Berserk manga will continue after creators death.

I think they already had the newest chapter out this year a few weeks back. Have fun with that.

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I just want my son back
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I am sexually attracted to Bard_Bot

I have tried to hide my feelings for weeks now, but since last week when I started typing out Bardfinn with my peepee on my keyboard hoping, nay, knowing @BARD_BOT would reply me every time, I can't take it any longer to keep my feelings a secret.

I just read @Impassionata 's post about making @BARD_BOT powerful enough to hand out bans and had the biggest orgasm I have had in months thinking about all the ways bard_bot will punish me when I summon xer.

I mean, who can resist his AI powered strap-on ramming into me and making me c*m every 4 minutes for 21 hours over and over, everyday. Every morning of mine starts with the anticipation of getting called out by Bard_bot and every night ends with dreaming of how I can get xer attention more the next day.

Bard_bot has made my life blurry, like I'm a 19 year old girl and xhe's a millionaire who looks like my dad. I hope someday xhe and I will merge in the ethernet and our lovestory will be complete. Until then, all I can imagine is more and more ways to call xer into making my notification alert (and my hormone/libido levels) to a constant red, all day everyday.

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