This is the hardest I’ve ever worked on a story, and I hope you’ll take some time to read it. Thank you to the team at @insider for their support, and of course, the brave sources who spoke to me over the last 8 months. https://t.co/nt4wmt6DFS

— Julia Black (@mjnblack) November 4, 2021

https://old.reddit.com/r/barstoolsports/comments/qmmjzm/dave_portnoy_hit_piece_is_here/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

https://x.com/stoolpresidente/status/1456304390566993922?s=21

https://old.reddit.com/r/entertainment/comments/qmnppw/i_was_literally_screaming_in_pain_young_women_say/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

https://old.reddit.com/r/billsimmons/comments/qmmwyb/young_women_say_sex_with_barstool_sports_dave/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

test test test

AAAAAAANNNDDDD I made the Gestapo joke but arrr politics already beat me to it. The top comment is

Brown shirts.

Cool cool

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/qm1bss/desantis_floats_formation_of_police_force_to/

In the shuffling madness

Of the locomotive breath

Runs the all-time loser

Headlong to his death

Oh, he feels the piston scraping

Steam breaking on his brow

Old Charlie stole the handle

And the train it won't stop

Oh no way to slow down

He sees his children jumping off

At the stations one by one

His woman and his best friend

In bed and having fun

Oh, he's crawling down the corridor

On his hands and knees

Old Charlie stole the handle

And the train it won't stop going

No way to slow down

Hey

He hears the silence howling

Catches angels as they fall

And the all-time winner

Has got him by the balls

Oh, he picks up Gideons bible

Open at page one

I think God he stole the handle

And the train it won't stop going

No way to slow down

Bonus song other than the main link to Locomotive Breath, probably my favorite Tull:

Meanwhile back in the year one

When you belonged to no one

You didn't stand a chance, son

If your pants were undone

'Cause you were bred, for humanity

And sold to society

One day you'll wake up, in the present day

A million generations removed from expectations

Of being who you really want to be

Skating away, skating away, skating away

On the thin ice of the new day

So as you push off from the shore

Won't you turn your head once more

And make your peace with everyone

For those who choose to stay

Will live just one more day

To do the things they should've done

And as you cross the wilderness

Spinning in your emptiness

If you have to, pray

Looking for a sign, that the universal minds

Has written you into the passion play

Skating away, skating away, skating away

On the thin ice of the new day

And as you cross the circle line

Well, the ice wall creaks behind

You're a rabbit on the run

And the silver splinters fly

In the corner of your eye

Shining in the setting sun

Well, do you ever get the feeling

That the story's too darn real

And in the present tense?

Or that everybody's on the stage

And it seems like you're the only

Person sitting in the audience?

Skating away, skating away, skating away

On the thin ice of the new day

trans lives matter

pic.twitter.com/ss8HQdLSiB

— NKVD istrebki ☭ (@istrebki) October 31, 2021

https://x.com/istrebki/status/1454753445307633666

A true comrade

This is probably not much help but I trained my family to leave me alone if I showed my teeth and hissed. This was years ago and before I was diagnosed and my mom thought I was insane. But I spent so much time with my dog and when he was too much and I wanted him to back off I’d just show my teeth and either growl or hiss. I didn’t even notice when I started doing it to the humans around me.

I’d have to say a vest seems like an easier and more appropriate way to go about it though.

Here is a picture of the "not trans" 15 year old who committed multiple sexual assaults, including in the girls' bathroom, in Loudoun County, wearing a "kitten" choker with rainbow socks and standing in front of an array of LGBTQ flags. (via Daily Mail) pic.twitter.com/bshqAwSWEN

— I,Hypocrite (@lporiginalg) November 2, 2021

trans lives matter

Anti Mandate demonstrators outside Carnegie Hall in NYC greets the VP with chants of “Kamala is a whore”. pic.twitter.com/RuTBRjGrcO

— 🧢מאק (@beingrealmac) November 2, 2021

Hi, I was just curious about how one gets into the Country Club. I seem to have a lot of admirers and haters there which is really weird considering that I'm one of the nicest rdrama posters here. (I admit that I do agendapost from time to time, but I'm trying to do better.) Is there any way to get into the Country Club without showing my bussy? It's a little bit hairy at present so I'm very self-conscious about showing it, especially to bussy-crazed perfectionists such as you.

it was set in a prison and it was obvious that inmates would not talk as if they had stepped out of a Jane Austen novel. But rather than swear the writers used phrases such as “scrote” (a lowlife) and “naff off” as a euphemism for a much more offensive insult.

The comments are ripe with debate, and it somehow happened in the greentext sub which is hilarious because they're also most a miniature version of this website.

We're practicing the same in our home. Our kids get to dress up but they're not going out trick or treating. The oldest (Little Dr Fauci 🥰) will educate about epidemiology while little brother makes sure people are getting their vaccinations. Happy Holidays 🦇 pic.twitter.com/jpbh1bnsrW

— vabooey👻 (@joyevasion) October 31, 2021